Celestialphoenix
Too Much Free Time
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
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But sometimes they don't make sense
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The Truly Terrible Jokes/Puns Thread
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There once was a man named Dave
He dug up a woman from a grave
She was moldy and shitty
and had just one titty
But look at the money he saved
He dug up a woman from a grave
She was moldy and shitty
and had just one titty
But look at the money he saved
There once was a woman named Bright
Whose speed was much faster than light.
She set out one day,
In a relative way,
And returned the previous night.
Whose speed was much faster than light.
She set out one day,
In a relative way,
And returned the previous night.
Burnt my spaghetti sauce, what a waste of thyme.
There was some fat lady blocking the entrance to the Italian restaurant.
I couldn't get pasta
Celestialphoenix
Too Much Free Time
It's not difficult to tell crocodiles and alligators apart.
One will see you in a while whereas the other will see you later.
One will see you in a while whereas the other will see you later.
Why did the elephant take toilet paper to the party?
Because he was a party pooper
Because he was a party pooper
I've been itching to study about lice.
Q: Why do ducks have webbed feet?
A: To stomp out forest fires.
Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?
A: To stomp out burning ducks.
A: To stomp out forest fires.
Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?
A: To stomp out burning ducks.
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
Q: What has two legs and bleeds?
A: Half a hamster.
A: Half a hamster.
Q: What do you do with an Elephant with 3 balls?
A: Walk him and pitch to the Rhino.
A: Walk him and pitch to the Rhino.
Guy walks into a doctor's office with a hotdog in one ear, carrot in the other, french fry in one nostril and string bean in the other. He says, "Doctor, doctor, please tell me what's wrong with me!!" Doctor says, that's easy! You're not eating properly.
I left my iPad on the Titanic. It's synching.
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What do you call a dog with short legs and brass balls?
Sparky!
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Sparky!
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A blue cowboy came from a blue dessert on his blue horse in a blue town and ordered a blue drink, whats the fun of this joke?
you can also tell it in red
you can also tell it in red
R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist.