"The Machine"

[lenscas]

*Somehow you managed to get your hand stuck inside the machine*

I try to help you get out, but end up making it worse and now your arm is inserted as well

 

[xTordX]

*cuts off the arm and inserts it completely*

 

[lenscas]

you get an angry @Someone Else 37

*insert the angry @Someone Else 37 *

 

[xTordX]

*blood and bones everywhere yaaay! *
*inserts a tiny chicken*

 

[lenscas]

a baby zombie looks angry at you

insert the baby zombie

 

[xTordX]

*feathers... because old mc*
*inserts a tater*

 

[playerismc]

*spits it out again and yells at you*

*inserts a mini me*

 

[Someone Else 37]

The mine you turns into a fill-sized me, which then exits the machine through a back door.

*inserts @lenscas in revenge*

 

[lenscas]

You suddenly see a a mining chunkloader at the left side of the machine

I let the machine execute

dig=peripheral.wrap("left")
dig.dig()

 

[Someone Else 37]

The machine doesn't understand LUA, so nothing happens.

*inserts Perfectly Normal Coin*

 

[eeffoc]

The machine outputs a perfectly normal soda.

I insert an abnormal coin.

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[Someone Else 37]

You get an abnormal soda.

I insert some random coin floating around in my pocket.

 

[lenscas]

the machine starts to float away

insert a coin made of an entire galaxy without any mass loss

 

[Someone Else 37]

The coin collapses into a black hole, which the machine promptly spits back out, knowing fully well what happened the last times somebody tried to feed it a black hole.

I insert a coin made of neutron star material, bound together with magic to prevent it from exploding.

 

[Celestialphoenix]

The machine dispenses a paper cup of liquid neutron mass.

I insert a euro into the machine.

 

[Someone Else 37]

The machine looks at you questioningly and spits out a bridge.

I insert a generic coin.

 

[Celestialphoenix]

You get a cup of generic coffee.

I insert 4 Equestrian bits.

 

[Someone Else 37]

The machine outputs a small horse.

I insert a normal sort of coin.

 

[gold49]

You get a normal sort of soda.

I insert a minidisc.

 

[Celestialphoenix]

The machine plays a random song that wasn't on the disk.

I insert £138.96 in pennies.