"The Machine"

[sgbros1]

A nickel comes out.

Insert a penny.

 

[xTordX]

A "shiny metal coin" comes out.

Inserts an oredict.

 

[sgbros1]

The shiny metal coin oredicts as a nickel.

Insert a penny.

 

[xTordX]

You get a steel coin

Inserts a pounce

 

[sgbros1]

You get a nickel.

Insert a penny.

 

[xTordX]

You get 2 Euro (which for idk what reasons is only one coin)

Inserts 1 Euro.

 

[sgbros1]

You get 2 Euros.

Insert a penny.

 

[Someone Else 37]

You get a fairly new, slightly scratched penny that's been soaked in acid to dissolve everything except the copper coating.

*inserts a chocolate coin*

 

[sgbros1]

*om nom nom*

Inserts a penny

 

[xTordX]

You get some pralines

 

[sgbros1]

Error: Insert not found.

Inserts a coin

 

[Someone Else 37]

You get a mightyena-shaped voodoo doll.

*inserts a mundane coin*

 

[xTordX]

You get stabbed in yhe butt my giant pins

NO!!

Inserts cake

 

[sgbros1]

You get a lie.

Insert chocolate cake

 

[Someone Else 37]

You get a chocolate lie.

*inserts some lye*

 

[sgbros1]

You get cake.

*inserts a lie*

 

[Someone Else 37]

You get some sodium hydroxide.

*inserts sodium hypochlorite*

 

[sgbros1]

You get some clean clothes.

*inserts a coin*

 

[Someone Else 37]

You get a thing that takes coins and does something... I'm running our of creativity, OK?

*inserts something uncreative*

 

[sgbros1]

You get something uncreative.

*inserts something creative*