"The Machine"

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Someone Else 37

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I don't even want to know what's going on in there now...

*inserts a lit stick of dynamite and runs for cover*
 

xTordX

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WHAT THE FUCK?!??
WHY THE HELL DID THIS THREAD BECOME ABOUT ME ALL OF A SUDDEN??!?!!

*it gets thrown back at you*


*inserts a normal god damn coin*
 

sgbros1

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A boxing glove comes out from the floorboards and punches your nether regions.

Insert a coin
 

Someone Else 37

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*outputs a telephone*

*calls the Magrathean customer service department; tells them that we blew up the Earth again and need them to make another one again*

*takes the bill and stuffs it into the machine*
 

Someone Else 37

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Sounds of what seem to be a pack of zombies feasting upon sgbros' brain emanate from the machine.

*inserts a coin-shaped slice of a banana*
 

Someone Else 37

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The machine expels the the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog.

*Runs like heck, then launches an actual coin into the slot in the machine with a slingshot*
 

Azzanine

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*coin misses slot, ricochets hitting the rabbit making it angrier, should have tossed a holy hand grenade*

*inserts limited edition Captain Planet slammer Pog circa 1997*

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xTordX

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You get a carrot for the rabbit.
*repairs the machine*
(We broke it a gazillion times already)