"The Machine"

[sgbros1]

@xTordX and @darthwesix get even more violated.

Insert a condom

 

[Someone Else 37]

I don't even want to know what's going on in there now...

*inserts a lit stick of dynamite and runs for cover*

 

[xTordX]

WHAT THE FUCK?!??
WHY THE HELL DID THIS THREAD BECOME ABOUT ME ALL OF A SUDDEN??!?!!

*it gets thrown back at you*


*inserts a normal god damn coin*

 

[sgbros1]

A normal god damn coin comes out.

Insert a coin.

 

[xTordX]

You get suckerpunch'd
Puts a coin in and moves 10 meters back

 

[sgbros1]

A boxing glove comes out from the floorboards and punches your nether regions.

Insert a coin

 

[darthwesix]

the world gets sucked in

inserts Venus

 

[Someone Else 37]

It spits out a black hole.

*quickly stuffs the black hole back into the machine*

 

[sgbros1]

Outputs a coin.

Insert a coin

 

[Someone Else 37]

*outputs a telephone*

*calls the Magrathean customer service department; tells them that we blew up the Earth again and need them to make another one again*

*takes the bill and stuffs it into the machine*

 

[darthwesix]

the machine gives you all the money needed to pay the bill

puts @sgbros1 in the machine

 

[sgbros1]

I walk out through a back door.

Insert a coin

 

[playerismc]

A hammer comes out, and falls on sgs head

Insert the brain of @sgbros1

 

[Someone Else 37]

Sounds of what seem to be a pack of zombies feasting upon sgbros' brain emanate from the machine.

*inserts a coin-shaped slice of a banana*

 

[playerismc]

A monkey jumps out

Insert a carrot

 

[Someone Else 37]

The machine expels the the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog.

*Runs like heck, then launches an actual coin into the slot in the machine with a slingshot*

 

[Azzanine]

*coin misses slot, ricochets hitting the rabbit making it angrier, should have tossed a holy hand grenade*

*inserts limited edition Captain Planet slammer Pog circa 1997*

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[xTordX]

You get a carrot for the rabbit.
*repairs the machine*
(We broke it a gazillion times already)

 

[Someone Else 37]

The machine repairs you.

*inserts a Perfectly Normal Coin*

 

[xTordX]

You get a note: "In soviet russia, coin inserts you."

*inserts coin*