"The Machine"

[Someone Else 37]

You get something creative that I'm too tired to think of right now.

*inserts a few Zs*

 

[sgbros1]

*snoring noises*

*insert a whimper*

 

[Someone Else 37]

A scared-looking fox comes out.

*inserts some dog biscuits*

 

[sgbros1]

The fox does not feel any happier.

Inserts fox treats

 

[Someone Else 37]

The fox appears to be annoyed, since it can't get to the treats because they're now inside the machine.

*inserts a coin into a different vending machine*

 

[sgbros1]

Some fox treats come out. Apparently it's a vending machine that sells fox treats.

*inserts more coins*

 

[xTordX]

The machine explodes this universe.
Welp, good thing this is the mumtiverse, off to the next one!
*inserts 2 pence*

 

[sgbros1]

*2 pence comes out*

*inserts 2 pence*

 

[darthwesix]

4 pence comes out

inserts a paper saying "what's a pence" into the machine

 

[sgbros1]

Nothing happens.

Insert a nickel

 

[Someone Else 37]

Nothing happens, although the machine looks like it wants more money before it'll do anything.

*inserts NaN coins*

 

[Lethosos]

*the machine spits out a fresh slab of naan bread at you*

*inserts some ISK into the machine*

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[sgbros1]

An Icelandic flag comes out.

Insert nickel.

 

[Someone Else 37]

You get a calculus textbook.

*Inserts ∫0..2π ∫0..π ∫0..1 rho^2 sin(phi) drho dphi dtheta coins*

 

[darthwesix]

the machine gives you English classes

inserts every school on earth in the machine

 

[Someone Else 37]

Everyone in those schools gets really mad.

*bangs on the sides of machine form the inside*

 

[sgbros1]

Everyone gets out.

Insert a coin

 

[xTordX]

Your skirt gets fluffed.

Inserts platinum coin

 

[sgbros1]

A soda comes out.

Insert coin

 

[xTordX]

bacon jerky comes out
Insert coin