"The Machine"

[Azzanine]

*Rick Astley's Never gonna give you up starts playing. *

*inserts 0.0027 of a Dogecoin (somehow)*

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[sgbros1]

Doge comes out.

Insert a coin

 

[xTordX]

You get a drunk doge

Inserts doge

 

[darthwesix]

you become the doge that was put in

I insert beer

 

[xTordX]

You get more beer. Cheers!

Inserts... uhh... corn!

 

[darthwesix]

you get popcorn

inserts the stuff that gets stuck in your teeth

 

[xTordX]

You get a toothbrush

Inserts toothpaste

 

[darthwesix]

it is clean

inserts TNT

 

[sgbros1]

A coin comes out.

Insert a coin

 

[xTordX]

The tnt gets primed
*inserts coin and runs the fuck away from the machine*

 

[sgbros1]

/execute @p[name=xTordX] ~ ~ ~ /summon ~ ~ ~ primedTnt

*inserts redstone clock to continuously power that command*

 

[xTordX]

That's not how the command works...

 

[DaveyBeer]

*says thank you and hands out a Gold Bar*

*Inserts Gold Coin*


Yes My Last Name Is Beer Its Dutch For Bear Soo Wanna Have a Beer Ask Me ;P

 

[xTordX]

So many people from the Netherlands...
*inserts the dutch flag*

 

[DaveyBeer]

So many people from the Netherlands...
*inserts the dutch flag*

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA


Yes My Last Name Is Beer Its Dutch For Bear Soo Wanna Have a Beer Ask Me ;P

 

[xTordX]

CHANGE THE DAMN TAPATALK SIGNATURE

 

[DaveyBeer]

CHANGE THE DAMN TAPATALK SIGNATURE

Insert coin first


Yes My Last Name Is Beer Its Dutch For Bear Soo Wanna Have a Beer Ask Me ;P

 

[xTordX]

*inserts 500 dollar bill*
PLEASE REMOVE

 

[DaveyBeer]

*inserts 500 dollar bill*
PLEASE REMOVE

*gives a Beer*

*Inserts 5 Cents*


Yes My Last Name Is Beer Its Dutch For Bear Soo Wanna Have a Beer Ask Me ;P

 

[xTordX]

This is some flippin expensive beer...


*you get an "I.O.U." note*

Inserts a penny.