Okay, I was willing to wade through the muck and leave the occasional helpful post on the MC Forum Redpower post, but now things have just gotten way out of hand, with some moron trying to diagnose his fellow forum goers with mental conditions and disabilities. That's it! I've had it! I'm coming here now.
So, are we talking about Redpower or alcoholic beverages? If the latter, I don't drink, but I do have something I rather enjoy:
Rum Cake
2 boxes store bought yellow cake mix
A cup of clear or gold non-spiced rum
Ricotta cheese
Powdered sugar
Chocolate pudding, either store bought or homemade
Heavy whipping cream
Almond extract
Make two cakes according to the manufacturer's instructions. Alternatively, make the cakes from scratch. There isn't much in the way of measurements in this recipe. Just do what you feel.
Allow the cakes to cool. Combine powdered sugar and Ricotta cheese to form a loose frosting.
Slice the cakes in half so that you have 4 layers. Use a basting brush to apply the rum to each layer, then adhere the layers together with the Ricotta cheese frosting and chocolate pudding.
Place the cake in the fridge to let the Ricotta cheese frosting solidify.
Combine the heavy whipping cream, powdered sugar, and almond extract and beat into whipped cream. Apply the whipped cream to the outside of the cake as the final frosting.
Put the cake back in the fridge and wait at least 12 hours for the rum to mellow. Serve to a grateful world.