So the first day ends. After some incredibly spirited debate, you decide on three candidates to use the wolf tester on. Frederikam, SE37, and sir Cheese. The latter two both had three votes for, but fred only had two. Someone did have some really good points against him, though you forget who. Anyhow, you can't decide between the three, so you decide to leave it to fate. You roll a die, and assign each candidate a number, cheese being 1 and 2, SE37 being 3 and 4, and fred being 5 and six. The die happened to land on two. So you decided to test sir LivingAngryCheese. To everyone's surprise, the test reads POSITIVE. Sir cheese is obviously quite perturbed by this as he knew for a fact that he wasn't a wolf, but you wouldn't listen. It says right there on the tester that he is a wolf. Why would it lie?
So you put him down in standard wolf killing fashion: You hang him of course! After you tighten the noose, kick away the chair, you wait for him to turn. They always turn before they die. Some sort of defence mechanism. You wait a minute. Thirty. An hour. He never turned. You realise you made a terrible mistake and he was in fact not a wolf. Guess the test was wrong, huh? Whoops.
When you searched his room, you found a bunch of identity documents. ID cards, social security, birth certificates, as well as a CROST badge in his safe. Turns out LAC was the Identity Thief all along! So that nonsense he was spouting about CROST being here was true! But were his accusations true? Only time will tell.
So you all went to bed but didn't get much sleep. That would be because in the middle of the night some hooligan decided it would be appropriate to scream bloody murder. Literally. They litterally screamed "BLOODY MURDER!" at the top of their lungs, as well as things like "oh god" and "the pain! The unbearable pain!". Really quite a ruckus.
You go to the source if this tomfoolery and find sir Frederikam dead in his room. Upon searching it, you find nothing incriminating at all. A few photos of his family, monocon registration papers, a few novelty monocles. He seemed to have just been a chap.
Vote Summary:
http://pastebin.com/fpFnetXk
- LAC, SE37 and frederikam were tied for the lynch!
- frederikam was secretly voted for by a chap!
- LAC was lynched! He was an identity thief!
- Frederikam was killed! He was a Chap!
Begin day 2! I'll set up the dead convo and edit the OP.
