King of the Hill

[the_j485]

I escape in a very macguiver-esque way, then I nuke your house. Yeah fuck you.

I put the server to a rollback which I regularly saved and kept in a tiny device, undectectable, behind my ear.

 

[imabanana1337]

i use small cybernetic encoders to access the server console and swap our character locations and player.dat files. my hill and my turret ability :3

 

[PeggleFrank]

What can break a quantum encryption?

A quantum unencrypting device, obviously.

The hill is now open to all.

 

[Jess887cp]

Uhm. So...
*claims*
My hill

 

[the_j485]

I, using the old fashion way, beat you up and throw you off. My hill

 

[Jess887cp]

Spoiler: I do THIS up the hill and you're left thoroughly confused at the bottom

 

[the_j485]

Spoiler: I do THIS up the hill and you're left thoroughly confused at the bottom

After recovering from the dancing fever, I climb up the hill, and break your legs, so that you can NEVER, EVER do that again.

 

[imabanana1337]

I hire you for $9001 a month to guard my hill with your life

 

[the_j485]

I steal your identity, and give you mine.

 

[Jess887cp]

I get bionic legs. Boom, I'm half terminator.

 

[the_j485]

I become ED. Boom, I'm full terminator and I have unbeatable metal
I take teh hill when you humbly bow at my feet, crying for a quick death. I grant it.

 

[GPuzzle]

I play a Heavy Metal maraton outside the hill, causing you to go down to see what's going on. While you're distracted by the music, I conquer the hill and call it mine.

 

[imabanana1337]

well played. but i shut down the metal marathon and you step off the hill to turn it back on, thus i claim it as mine

 

[Jess887cp]

I bionic super-jump to the top of the hill, and drop-kick you off.

 

[the_j485]

I cunningly replaced myself with an exploding replica, with about a kilogram of C4 inside

 

[GPuzzle]

I trick you into playing Borderlands 2 with me. While we're playing, I ask you if I can go AFK, cause I have to go to the bathroom. HOWEVER, I'm actually taking the hill as mine, and you keep waiting.

 

[the_j485]

I trick you into playing Borderlands 2 with me. While we're playing, I ask you if I can go AFK, cause I have to go to the bathroom. HOWEVER, I'm actually taking the hill as mine, and you keep waiting.

My internet, as usual, goes down, so I give up, realise you have the hill, and I throw a turret at you which shoots you off of a cliff, and you fall down and DIE.

 

[imabanana1337]

I use my mechromancer powers and throw my death trap at you which overtakes your turret, and you, and i claim the hill as mine, and it will remain mine until deathtrap runs out

 

[the_j485]

Deathtrap runs out, my turret did not. My hill

 

[ApSciLiara]

I use Maya's siren abilities to phaselock y'all (with added singularities ^-^), before tossing a grenade in for good measure.
My hill.