King of the Hill

[PeggleFrank]

I hack the server and delete the level.dat.

I proceed to make a singleplayer world that you can't join and I build a tiny hill out of dirt.

My hill.

 

[SatanicSanta]

I break into your house, steal your computer and proceed to make it a server again. I summon a team of every TF2 class... I'M UNSTOPPABLE!

 

[Exedra]

I get Lawbroken to ban you all. Meanwhile, I take the hill.

 

[VikeStep]

I revert the modpack version to direwolf20 v1 and feed a forestry sapling into a crystal chest... a game breaking bug occurs that causes crash upon login.
I delete my player.dat but not yours and make a new hill

 

[Jess887cp]

I live on top of a mountain big hill in real life. My hill.

 

[KaosRitual]

I make some legal wizardry until your house becomes mine. I then proceed to destroy the house, so it's purely my hill. Also for funsies.

 

[SatanicSanta]

I make some legal wizardry until your house becomes mine. I then proceed to destroy the house, so it's purely my hill. Also for funsies.

Science>magic, I blow you up with my Mining Laser. My hill.

 

[whizzball1]

There happened to be a missile launcher left over from the destruction of the_j's base.
I launch it, destroy SS and his hill, and rebuild it.
My hill!
*hiss*

 

[ApSciLiara]

There happened to be a missile launcher left over from the destruction of the_j's base.
I launch it, destroy SS and his hill, and rebuild it.
My hill!
*hiss*

I walk up and hit you in the face for stealing my Thing (the hissing thing).
Also MY HILL.

 

[the_j485]

There wasn't just a missile launcher left over in my crater/former hill.
There was a BNK-3R hyperion defensive unit. Let's just say the hill is mine, the details might get messy...
My hill!

 

[Technician]

/tp's to thej485 and murders him and tosses him into Tartarus

My hill, so cry about it.

 

[KaosRitual]

I summon an army of nitro creepers upon your hill. It then becomes a crater. /give KaosRitual Hill. My hill.

 

[Technician]

I summon an army of nitro creepers upon your hill. It then becomes a crater. /give KaosRitual Hill. My hill.

I unOP you and delete your .dat

My hill motherfreaker, cry about it.

 

[the_j485]

I stare at you. With lazer eyes.

*Poof*

My hill.

 

[Technician]

I stare at you. With lazer eyes.

*Poof*

My hill.

I toss you into a black hole. My hill, although there ain't much left.

 

[the_j485]

Ah well, there isn't much left. Of the duplicate hill, on which you stand.

Fools.

My hill.

G'night.

 

[Jess887cp]

I watch you while you're sleeping, because I'm actually santa.

You get coal, and thus have something to smelt with, keeping you busy enough for me to sneak in.

My hill.

 

[SatanicSanta]

I watch you while you're sleeping, because I'm actually santa.

You get coal, and thus have something to smelt with, keeping you busy enough for me to sneak in.

My hill.

No, I'm Santa.

I summon Satan and he uses his dark lord power to destroy you. My hill.

 

[wakafanykai123]

I pay your brother that you do not know exists to distract you while I blow up your hill with my mega UBER lazor while I make a new hill right next to the old one.
That is my hill.

 

[SatanicSanta]

I pay your brother that you do not know exists to distract you while I blow up your hill with my mega UBER lazor while I make a new hill right next to the old one.
That is my hill.

I have another brother? WHO IS HE!?