King of the Hill

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For years, I plotted in the Far Lands and finally it is time for my plan. I use my new created machine : The Neutron Displacer, to teleswitch me with Jess, which self destructs just after.
I'm now in possession of the hill
 
I destroy his duplicate hill. I also discover a third, and a fourth, and a fifth, etc. etc. (up to so many one cannot even count) duplicate hills, all of which I destroy. I take the last hill for myself. I send J, B, and Justin Bieber to a Myst World simulating the End with the Dragon and all the non-destructive forms of instability. The book was set on Disarm. I will TPX them once my hill is taken.
 
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Fine banana split, it's not a duplicate hill, but it is rigged with enough high explosives to put the sun to shame.
I then remake the hill. My hill.
 
I drop a large redmatter missile on the hill (then an antimatter explosive), before finding another hill to claim as my own.

My hill. -hisses-
 
Little did you know that sneaking up on you was a Ghast who (oddly) shot Charged Nitro Creepers.
My hill.
 
I managed to just put on my gravisuite and quantum armour in time to save myself with half a heart left. I heal, recharge and shoot you with my portal turret
 
Turns out portal turrets are actually pretty weak. (They die if you walk into them.)

Now past your line of defense, I pop down a disarming MFFS. (They can do that, right?)

My hill!
 
I nether portal into your force Field kick you out and claim the hill and the force field for mysleft
The hill is mine
 
The hill may be for your left, but a hill is one of my RIGHTS!

*wacky politicians push you off of hill.*

My hill!
 
I blow up your Gatler Gun, throw you out, and take the hill for myself.
Then I put tank turrets at the edge of a forcefield.
 
Sadly (for you), you destroyed a gatling gun, not my sabre turret, and I still have the hill due to its nukes, missiles, machine guns and shield.
 
I use my vast knowledge of simple co-ordinate geometry and dimensional doors to enter and exit your base undetected. Once I can do that, I set off all your nukes and laugh at the remains of your base.

MY SMOULDERING CRATER! I mean. Err. Hill.
 
Don't worry, it's like an inverse hill. Speaking of which, I blink-swim through the ground until I'm under the...apex? Of the hill/crater. My hill!
 
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