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King of the Hill

For years, I plotted in the Far Lands and finally it is time for my plan. I use my new created machine : The Neutron Displacer, to teleswitch me with Jess, which self destructs just after.
I'm now in possession of the hill
 
I destroy his duplicate hill. I also discover a third, and a fourth, and a fifth, etc. etc. (up to so many one cannot even count) duplicate hills, all of which I destroy. I take the last hill for myself. I send J, B, and Justin Bieber to a Myst World simulating the End with the Dragon and all the non-destructive forms of instability. The book was set on Disarm. I will TPX them once my hill is taken.
 
Fine banana split, it's not a duplicate hill, but it is rigged with enough high explosives to put the sun to shame.
I then remake the hill. My hill.
 
I drop a large redmatter missile on the hill (then an antimatter explosive), before finding another hill to claim as my own.

My hill. -hisses-
 
I managed to just put on my gravisuite and quantum armour in time to save myself with half a heart left. I heal, recharge and shoot you with my portal turret
 
Turns out portal turrets are actually pretty weak. (They die if you walk into them.)

Now past your line of defense, I pop down a disarming MFFS. (They can do that, right?)

My hill!
 
I nether portal into your force Field kick you out and claim the hill and the force field for mysleft
The hill is mine
 
I blow up your Gatler Gun, throw you out, and take the hill for myself.
Then I put tank turrets at the edge of a forcefield.
 
Sadly (for you), you destroyed a gatling gun, not my sabre turret, and I still have the hill due to its nukes, missiles, machine guns and shield.
 
I use my vast knowledge of simple co-ordinate geometry and dimensional doors to enter and exit your base undetected. Once I can do that, I set off all your nukes and laugh at the remains of your base.

MY SMOULDERING CRATER! I mean. Err. Hill.
 
Don't worry, it's like an inverse hill. Speaking of which, I blink-swim through the ground until I'm under the...apex? Of the hill/crater. My hill!
 
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