King of the Hill

[QuantumCookies]

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??? Why facepalm?

 

[Electro44]

??? Why facepalm?

Because the hill has just been rejuvinated for like the 50th time! HAPPY BIRTHDAY HILL!

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

I re-summon the taint and because my body is always a conduit of the taint aspect I fuse with it, making the hill under comtrol of my taint

 

[Derpysauce]

I re-summon the taint and because my body is always a conduit of the taint aspect I fuse with it, making the hill under comtrol of my taint

I throw flowers at you PURIFICATION FLOWERS and then I chuck your shriveled body into the taint chimney you made

 

[QuantumCookies]

I burn your flowers with the holy fire of Mordor, then give you the Ring and you run away with it. My hill.

(I have LotR on the brain, sorry)

 

[Derpysauce]

I burn your flowers with the holy fire of Mordor, then give you the Ring and you run away with it. My hill.

(I have LotR on the brain, sorry)

You then realize that the flowers where stopping slowking his hill yay?

 

[QuantumCookies]

After drinking a potion of strength I smite Slowking over the head with my warhammer so hard that he is forced into the ground and permenantly becomes part of the hill. Sorry slowking

My hill.

 

[Derpysauce]

I use a fairy computer to hack into the server give me OP I create a serious of command blocks that go do about this one does the super fast redstone block tick two others give night vision and one blindness (making you completely blind) then have another tping everyone except me right next to the hill and me onto the hill I also update the server to the 1.8 snapshot and put everyone else into spectating mode surrounded by barrier blocks with the floor being a slime block and beneath that a barrier block
my hill [DOUBLEPOST=1392361110][/DOUBLEPOST]While still dancing on the hill I tauntingly throw Artemis fowl books at you guys and watch as you blindly touch the books confused

 

[Derpysauce]

I rapidly react remembering slowking tainted the hill using a wand of equal trade to exchange the stone with magic stone and plant tons of purifying flowers and silver wood trees burning all taint away in 500x500 area huff that was close[DOUBLEPOST=1392361482][/DOUBLEPOST]I also surround the hill In barrier blocks then warded bedrock then more barriers then invisible bedrock

 

[QuantumCookies]

Since we are now in 1.8 (apparently), I use command blocks to cover the hill in sand, suffocating you. Then I remove the sand and your barriers with command blocks and build a steampunk castle on top of the hill.

My hill again

 

[ApSciLiara]

Spectator mode won't stop us escaping because it gives noclip. You know that... right?

 

[Derpysauce]

Spectator mode won't stop us escaping because it gives noclip. You know that... right?

That's why you are constantly being tped it's still my hill BTW you are in the barrier area and I keep dieing spawning and tping to the hill still mine I also add a command block that clears inventory (loop) so ya that castle was imagined and yet again just to say the abvious MY HILL[DOUBLEPOST=1392401432][/DOUBLEPOST]Wait actually I wouldn't even be dieing because ya sure you could get items spawned in possibly but you wouldn't be able to move I also realize that spectating mode means you could see through my eyes and in a way control the hill so I add in another command block that constantly sets you to adventure mode

 

[Electro44]

I cause a server crash by spawning too many withers. While the server is offline I change the "enable-command-blocks" setting to false. Removing your auto-tp machine

 

[Derpysauce]

I cause a server crash by spawning too many withers. While the server is offline I change the "enable-command-blocks" setting to false. Removing your auto-tp machine

How do you spawn the withers you are in adventure mode and constantly being cleared of items -_-

 

[Derpysauce]

I now add in a command block that constantly clears entities (that I am mostly sure works)

 

[Electro44]

How do you spawn the withers you are in adventure mode and constantly being cleared of items -_-

Sorry, I'd never read most of the new stuff. *Starts up DDOS* Well, there are other ways to crash a server...

 

[Derpysauce]

Sorry, I'd never read most of the new stuff. *Starts up DDOS* Well, there are other ways to crash a server...

*starts pondering what DDOS is* well until then I'm going to think my hill is my hill still

 

[Derpysauce]

Am I winning to much? XD

 

[Electro44]

*starts pondering what DDOS is* well until then I'm going to think my hill is my hill still

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denial-of-service_attack

 

[Derpysauce]

Well then... I counter it with fairy tech #Artemisfowl