King of the Hill
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It's the Promised Day. The threads have aligned. The time is now. I gain the strength of ten cybernetic wolves and eliminate all life within a 10-mile radius of the hill and give control to the Goddess of Sugary Follicles (Jess). Rejoice.
I throw some super slippery oil over everything making everyone that's still alive somehow slip. Hope no one is over 50... 
I run back to my base to think up my next prank.
I run back to my base to think up my next prank.So you didn't even take the hill? Ok then I won't. I throw a ton of weeping angels on top of the hill. They don't attack me or Solomon thoughI throw some super slippery oil over everything making everyone that's still alive somehow slip. Hope no one is over 50...
I create a time crack, sucking you all away. NTF's hill. Because sharing is caring.
Oh, and by the way, The GSF powers made me look something like this:
Except probably without pants.
Except probably without pants.
Along with your scare. I come back but I only dump 400 million dollars in pennies on the hill. Oh by the way its from the bank down the street and they come arrest the ntf people's for having the money.
Oh I bring electro back as well.
Oh I bring electro back as well.
I'm confused, so i kick off whoever is on the hill
My hill
(I swear typing using italic is confusing :/)
My hill
(I swear typing using italic is confusing :/)
No one was on the hill. The ntf people were taken away and put in jail for having 400 million from the local bank. Since your on the hill I grease the hill with butter and throw some oil on top of it, light the oil and run back to my base. You can slide down the hill or die.
but i switched out your oxiclean with acid you get severely burned in the processes plus the acid makes the ground extremely volatile with the butter/burning oil so anyone that steps on it or throws something at it gets blown up.
No offence meant whizz
oops forgot about pushing someone onto the hill... oh well.
No offence meant whizz
oops forgot about pushing someone onto the hill... oh well.
I'm not arrested because there is no possible way that I would fit into the bank without causing structural damage, so they outrule me as a suspect. I then light a fire and sit near it drinking spiked hot coacoa and watching monty python. The smoke from the fire puts the BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES to sleep.