While talking to the doctor, Paul notices he has a familiar face... He is the dolphin that passed him the disease!
Give Them Some Love!
- Thread starter PhantomRage
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Paul murders the dolphin doctor after getting the cure for him and Jullietta as revenge for them.
(OOC: You guys like - made the entire story... better than I could've!
)After Paul murders the dolphin after obtaining the super-dope cure, he returns to the mansion where Julietta is anxiously waiting for his return. After Paul returned, he imparts the knowledge of the Shady Dolphin Guy being the particular doctor who gave him the cure. As he described how the Shady Dolphin Guy looked while handing some samples of the cure to Julietta, Julietta realizes that
The Shady Dolphin Guy was her former boyfriend.
The Shady Dolphin Guy was her current doctor.
z~_`~_ oh we were discussing *hiccup* the cure? I never knew!!! now come back here in bed... oh yes give some more of that cure too
The couple notice one day that their back is sore. When they look at the mirror, they realize that they are growing dolphin fins on their back. Julietta still becomes infuriated with Davy for having to bring all these calamities to her life, but Paul is absorbed at the thought of finally swimming like a champion. He would just have to convince the judges that this fin was normal and that he would sue them if they barred him from attendance. As Paul was ecstatic about the development on his back, Julietta thought that she should speak her mind to Paul about
About how screwed up he is.
About why he's happy about something which wouldn't really be a thing to be happy about.
_`_~`zzzz oh yes deeper paul
After Julietta for some time ponders if there is a cure for their infinite highness, she and Paul go back to doing what people do, and the model supervisors are unsure where she is. Paul, on the other hand, has no responsibilities at all, which makes Julietta annoyed to an extent, but she quickly forgets. However, after, she manages to pick up the phone and call the Super Regional Hospital asking for a cure to the infinite highness. Thankfully, there is, but is is quite expensive and involves...
Male castration by dolphin.
An interesting voodoo ritual.
Very interesting ingredients.
Male castration by dolphin.
An interesting voodoo ritual.
Very interesting ingredients.
Whoops! I get the two confused frequently.
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After Julietta gets the ingredients required from the physician on the line, she is astounded at what she writes down. Many of these ingredients will either have to be acquired illegally, or will take an enormous time in doing so.
-Dolphin of Semen
-Blood of Semen
-Meat of Shark
-Eyeball of Shark
-Whale Intestines
-Blood of Whale
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Total: 490 FP
After collecting the ingredients in very special ways. Paul tells Julietta that he wants to get a job in medicine
After the revelation of events, Julietta finally realizes the light that Paul is not who she thinks he is. Mastering the science of quantum mechanics, Paul has learned how to exist in two places at once. He must surely be an alien! Julietta must inform the government of Statia, but she doesn't know how she will handle Paul in the meantime.
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Total: 440 FP
And with his extremely strong demonic powers, he makes a gigantic castle in hell for him and Julietta to live in. Full of air-conditioners. And diamonds.
And colorful lasers.
And unicorns.
And colorful lasers.
And unicorns.