Give Them Some Love!

[PhantomRage]

Pulling the handgun out of his belt, Davy takes aim at Julietta. Taking aim, he

pulls down the barrel.

Shoots. [Game Over. -INFINITY FP. Game will restart in this instance.]

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Shoots(LET US END THIS MADNESS!

 

[PhantomRage]

Davy aims the handgun at Julietta's exposed chest, and pulls the trigger.

A flash of white erupts from Davy's POV.

...he shot himself.

Julietta later attended Davy's funeral, charged with child murder by Davy's parents. Davy's company now is owned by the government, and has converted into a nuclear research station. As Davy wished, his cremated remains were poured into a ballistic missile, and shot in the desert.

You failed horribly. Julietta lost her only soulmate, and will grow old with no love :'(

NEW GAME
Ted and Mary are the usual couple - living together, going on the occasional night out, and plenty of experiences in the outdoors and in bed. They recently came back from a trip from the United Desert Federation, where they had a great time on various safaris, and the resorts.

+20 FP

GRAND TOTAL SO FAR : 520 FP

 

[Xputurnameherex]

They go to dennys for breakfast

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Denny's is rude (as part of the story, awesome IRL)

 

[PhantomRage]

Going to Shaenii's (pls no trademark lawsuit ), and being greeted by a rude customer, Ted

takes action and tells the waiter what is on his mind

patiently waits it out, and come out with a witty remark.

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Takes action

 

[PhantomRage]

Speaking his mind at the ungrateful customer, Ted soon receives an applause as the customer stalks out of the room. He is fingering something at his waist. However, Mary's respect for ted has increased. A lot.

+15 FP

GRAND TOTAL SO FAR : 535 FP

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Ted eats the table

 

[PhantomRage]

Taking a dare from a mysterious hooded figure, Ted slowly consumes the wooden table. His belly bulges for several days, and he has to go to the ER for the repair of his digestive tract. Mary had to pay the fees, and isn't very happy...

-10 FP

GRAND TOTAL SO FAR : 525 FP

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Ted east his hand and becomes a zombie

 

[PhantomRage]

Becoming zombified, Mary quickly runs to the hospital to see what she can do for Ted. She overhears a rumor about there being an all-curing "Cura" plant found only in the depths of the Tropictopia Jungle. She sends Ted to an asylum, and boards a plane headed for Tropicopolis, to meet up with a guide. Once she arrives, she

asks around about the rumor,

or finds her guide.

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

She finds a guide and ted eats the asylum

 

[PhantomRage]

She finds a guide and ted eats the asylum

This Ted. He must be Cookie Monster II.

After eating the asylum from the ground up, the inmates escape and rampage the Unified Provinces of 'Murica, causing several million deaths. Mary hears of the news and is heartbroken by the sorrow that Ted had caused by taking the destruction too far.

-45 FP

GRAND TOTAL SO FAR : 480 FP

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Ted noms Mary's arms and turns her into a zombie that ted eats the legs of

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Mary eats Ted

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Im necroposting :O

Mary murders ted and commits suicide

 

[ThomazM]

@PhantomRage, this seems fun - why did you stop it?

 

[SkeletonPunk]

@PhantomRage, this seems fun - why did you stop it?

how about we not? We were doing fine until pebble corrupted it with dolphin sex. Lets just stop there..

 

[Strikingwolf]

how about we not? We were doing fine until pebble corrupted it with dolphin sex. Lets just stop there..

oh dolphin sex...Where is pebble now anyway?