First thing

[LivingAngryCheese]

The pressure on your neck releases you and you are put back onto the ground. "Then why have you come back?"

 

[sgbros1]

*I'm scared*

 

[xTordX]

*gasp* Sincerely I don't know, I'm just used to finishing off whoever I attack.

 

[sgbros1]

*I try to act strong*
Then get out of here! Don't ruin our relationship!
Get out!

 

[xTordX]

Don't pretend. Just don't.

 

[sgbros1]

Get out!

 

[xTordX]

As you wish.
*drops a ball which explodes in a cloud of smoke and I leave*

 

[LivingAngryCheese]

I lift sg's hand and run my finger along it in a pentagram shape. When I am finished a black pentagram is left on his hand. I close my hand into a fist and it shrinks, then I lift my index finger and it goes onto your index finger. "That is a ward. It will protect you from physical attacks."

 

[sgbros1]

*I nod*

 

[xTordX]

*above you two on a roof*
Awww that's no fun! Using the same magic that gave me life to protect him? How can I torture you now? Hehe just kidding.

 

[sgbros1]

Go away!

 

[Someone Else 37]

*hands sg a flyswatter*

 

[sgbros1]

*swats Tord away*

 

[LivingAngryCheese]

*Gets my friend to turn tord into a fly*

 

[xTordX]

-_-
Well if I'm as annoying as the fly in my house i'll easily live 5 more days.
(GTFO OF MY HOUSE, FLY!!)

 

[sgbros1]

You forget that I have a swatter

 

[xTordX]

I HAVE TOO IT JUST ESCAPES EVERY TIME!!

 

[sgbros1]

*I swat Tord first try. I see his remains on the swatter*

 

[xTordX]

You are boring, that's what happens next.
-_-

 

[sgbros1]

*whimpers*