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TRAIN TURTLE!

No, this one doesn't explode when you step on it, instead it makes a train step on you :P
 
ComputerCraft turtle, and old "In Soviet Russia" jokes :D

Examples:

"In America, you find party! In Soviet Russia, Party finds YOU!"

"In Soviet Russia, club enters you!"

and so on.