First thing

[sgbros1]

Twist it, lick it, dunk it!

 

[Someone Else 37]

A very strange way to play basketball.

 

[ljfa]

MLG 360 noscope 420 sanic mountain dew

 

[xTordX]

Fnatic and its crappiness.
And all other eSports teams' crappiness.

 

[sgbros1]

lol

 

[Someone Else 37]

Legaue of Legends

A game my roommate seems to play a lot.

 

[sgbros1]

DoTA

 

[xTordX]

Again, f**king Fnatic

 

[sgbros1]

Yip!

 

[xTordX]

YOP

 

[sgbros1]

Yip yip!

 

[xTordX]

pew pew

 

[sgbros1]

*whimpers*

Don't shoot me...

 

[LivingAngryCheese]

A scythe flies over your head, decapitates him, and flies back. Looking behind you, you see me holding the scythe.

 

[sgbros1]

Cheese!

*runs towards her*

 

[xTordX]

*I hold my head*
And I thought making a contract with the devil was bad enough.
*puts it back on*
*dashes to cheese, kicks her the floor, pushes Sg away and holds knife on Cheese's neck*
Who are you and what do you have to do with me?

 

[sgbros1]

No stop!

*runs towards Tord*

She is my girlfriend! Don't hurt her!

 

[xTordX]

*cuts her neck lightly* (like a papercut)
Never try murder me again, that's my job!!

 

[sgbros1]

*I grab Tord's knife away*
No! Don't touch her!

 

[xTordX]

*stands up and slowly walks towards you as you back off*
You want some too?
*takes some throwing knives*
I have plenty of blades to kill with.