End of day 4
Today the town elected Pyure the god-king of the island, and I immediately demoted him to minor deity-prince, because I didn't want him threatening my title.
In some sort of plea-bargain-for-death deal, Pyure had trajing lynched. He was wearing a red shirt, so naturally it was decided to drown him in red food coloring. Somebody advocated water boarding him to give up the other wolves, but this idea lost traction when some suits showed up on the island and informed us that water boarding is illegal.
However, since my island is sovereign territory, the suits were arrested for espionage and trajing was water boarded to death.
the_j485 was ripped to shreds by wolves. his dying words were
the_j485 said:
in totally unrelated new, 016Nojr was arrested on some trivial charge. Did you know I banned eating ice cream while playing Minecraft on a laptop on Tuesday in the mid-morning? I didn't remember that, but it is in the law books. The punishment is death. By pomegranate-ing (similar to stoning, just with pomegranates). Lesson: vote guys.
trajing was lynched. He was a villager
the_j485 was killed by wolves. He was a villager.
016Nojr was executed. He was a.... wait for it ...
villager.
Begin day 5