FINISHED - Super Simple Werewolf Game - Game Thread

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Someone Else 37

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Pyure said "Hey, uh, the detective said RJS is a wolf" and everyone was like "Woo, bandwagon!"

So, I'll update the vote recap.

RJS (7): playerismc, ljfa, goreae, trajing, Someone Else, Gamefury, Pyure
goreae (2): the_J, RJS
SoraZodia (2): Exedra, Nojr
Gamefury (1): Lethosos
Pyure (1): SoraZodia
the_J (1): HeilMewTwojr
Someone Else (1): dylanpiera
Nojr (1): Eruantien
 
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RJS

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Well, since it seems there's no saving me...

Damn straight I'm a god damned wolf. I ate your brothers and sisters. I ate your sons and daughters. I ate your father. I didn't eat your momma though. Even I ain't touching that.

Oh, and Pyure? You know how your arms got put on backwards and no-one thought to check anything else?

...I ate your liver. It was succulent, juicy and flavoursome. Best part though? You can't drink any more without suffering from alcohol poisoning. That's right. With no liver to break down the booze, drinking will condemn you to a slow and painful death.

Personally, I'd have stabbed the doctor rather than go through that. Peace out.
 

HeilMewTwo

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Well, since it seems there's no saving me...

Damn straight I'm a god damned wolf. I ate your brothers and sisters. I ate your sons and daughters. I ate your father. I didn't eat your momma though. Even I ain't touching that.

Oh, and Pyure? You know how your arms got put on backwards and no-one thought to check anything else?

...I ate your liver. It was succulent, juicy and flavoursome. Best part though? You can't drink any more without suffering from alcohol poisoning. That's right. With no liver to break down the booze, drinking will condemn you to a slow and painful death.

Personally, I'd have stabbed the doctor rather than go through that. Peace out.
Your profile pic works too well with this. XD
 
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Gamefury64

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This is what happened to RJ:
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Pyure

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Well, since it seems there's no saving me...

Damn straight I'm a god damned wolf. I ate your brothers and sisters. I ate your sons and daughters. I ate your father. I didn't eat your momma though. Even I ain't touching that.

Oh, and Pyure? You know how your arms got put on backwards and no-one thought to check anything else?

...I ate your liver. It was succulent, juicy and flavoursome. Best part though? You can't drink any more without suffering from alcohol poisoning. That's right. With no liver to break down the booze, drinking will condemn you to a slow and painful death.

Personally, I'd have stabbed the doctor rather than go through that. Peace out.
Damn you to hell :p
 

RJS

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Damn you to hell :p
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

I could say the same to you. You're already in hell, and all you have to look forwards to is being torn to pieces. Again. Wonder what you'll lose next time?

BRB, packing some marshmellows and a toasting fork.
 

RJS

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I am immortal! I am the allconsuming night! Even the GMs fear my roar and my culinary habits!

nah JK lets get this over with so I can stop trolling and start getting ready for work tomorrow
 
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Fraction2

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Sorry, video games are distracting.

End of day X

Once again, the town decided to play follow-the-Pyure. Pyure engaged in a grueling chess match with RJS, which ended with Pyure flipping the table and having RJS lynched. Lesson: Pyure doesn't like losing chess matches.

RJS was led up to the execution pit, where Shazam's smoldering corpse could still be seen after his rainbow-bath the day before. Since the town was now all out of spiders, the executing job fell to the Bronze Blast Furnace. Pyure loaded it up with iron, and RJS provided a source of carbon. When it finishes six months later, all that will be left is dark ashes, and maybe some steel too. But the smell of burning hair was evident, and it became apparent the RJS had indeed been a werewolf.

The detective went off detectiving stuff. Or stalking. They're synonyms.

In the morning, Someone Else 37 was found mutilated. Actually, all that was really missing was his liver. And it looks like he tried to drink some tasty alcohol, and died a painful death. Ouch.

RJS was lynched. He was a wolf
Someone Else 37 was killed by wolves. He was a villager.

Began day Y
 

Exedra

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Do you know what's great? Being asleep at the end of every day and missing the bandwagons.