Or we can transplant your liver into Pyure... Although he may or may not become half wolf.Well, since it seems there's no saving me...
Damn straight I'm a god damned wolf. I ate your brothers and sisters. I ate your sons and daughters. I ate your father. I didn't eat your momma though. Even I ain't touching that.
Oh, and Pyure? You know how your arms got put on backwards and no-one thought to check anything else?
...I ate your liver. It was succulent, juicy and flavoursome. Best part though? You can't drink any more without suffering from alcohol poisoning. That's right. With no liver to break down the booze, drinking will condemn you to a slow and painful death.
Personally, I'd have stabbed the doctor rather than go through that. Peace out.
ya saw nothin' here forks, it was just dancing penguins
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