Assault on Mojang

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ThatOneSlowking

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This is an RP I did back in minecraft beta that was pretty fun. Basically we try to steal steve head and cookies, and tons of crazy stuff happens.
Link to original thread on MCForums: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/363354-assault-on-mojang/page__st__0 (note my forum account on MCF was russell4, I joined about 4 pages in. The thread pretty much died around beta 1.7.3)



Listen up men! We are going to assault mojangs 174 story building! Im finding pilots currently to fly us in on their airbase halfway up! Any questions?
 
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ThatOneSlowking

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An AC-130, I asked the finest monkey ace to fly us there.
*explosions heard outside*
Oh boy. Thats him. There must be enemies.
*calmly walks outside*
 
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Oh boy. He got in a fight with a robot
* grabs remote and reprograms robot*
Yo, ace! Ready to fly?
*he nods yes*
Well, lets fly!
 
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CreepaCatcha

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Slowking, me and several other soldiers enter the AC-130 and prepare for take off.
"ETA 2 hours, get some sleep while you can" said the pilot.
 
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ThatOneSlowking

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Hrm...
Pilot, may I have the raygun
"Why?"
Oh nothing, just a flying creeper chasing us
* he hands me raygun"
BOOM
they are on to us...
Creepa, you take watch in an hour
 
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I sit calmly on the roof of the airbase. The clouds are so beautiful from up here. My cybernetic HUD then starts in on a warning beep. There is apparently an unidentified flying object inbound. I go back inside the building and find that creeper scout 7 has not reported back in yet. Oh my.I set up my cybernetics to charge wirelessly and set up on the roof with my tail on Explosive Energy Blast mode. This is going to be fun.
 
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Creepa on watch:
Me:Sir umm we have a problem...
Slow:what?
Me:we have several fasts flying objects heading to our position. Looks like more creepers. This is my expertise sir( hint:username)
Slow: Rodger, do what you can.
*i grab a jet pack and a 44. Magnum.*
Me:wish me luck.
*i jump out of the plane and have an awesome mid air battle with the creepers. The last creeper explodes dangerously close to me. I shoot it dead in the face while screaming "you basted!"slowly I fly back to the ship and collapse on the floor*
 
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ThatOneSlowking

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Hmmm...he seems to have drained himself
*I grab a syringe off the wall and inject creepa with a green liquid*
There. Now get some rest this should heal you

*one hour later*
Yo, ace, we at the base yet?
Ace: please dont use that accent
*I laugh*
Alright, how long till we reach moj-
*the ship shakes and several crates fall from the storage racks*
Ace: hmmmm...seems that we are being attacked, let me raise the forcefie-
*the lights blink on and off*
Ace: our power is being drained. Grab a parachute! We should be at the base at this point!
*I grab some pills a parachute and creepa, the proceed to jump out of the plane*
Alright, this is the last injection you can get Creepa
*a bullet flies through our parachute*
Me: oh crap, this will send us way off our mark.
*I look over at ace and his eyes are purple, he has creepas .44 and has a beam of sort hitting him*
Me:mind control...this will be a rough landing!
*me and creepa land in a lake*
Oh good, water. My specialty
*I purify some water and give it to creepa with some pills*
*I drag creepa out of the lake*
Me: Ace?! YO, ACE!
*in themorning fog nothing stirs*
We could be miles away
*creepa stirs*
 
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SkeletonPunk

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*rises out of ground near slowking*
*Salutes*
"General of Undead Magicary reporting for duty SIR, awaiting orders"
 
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ThatOneSlowking

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Hmmm, can undead magicdetect if people are dead? Is Ace dead?
Also we need shadow travel. Can you take is to Mojangs entrance general?
 
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CreepaCatcha

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Urrrrr.... I groaned.
What happened?
Slow explains,
Shit! I yelled.
We find a rocky path and start a long trek into the unknown.
We arrived at a small village and found shelter and food. The locals give us directions and some more food for the trip.
 
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ThatOneSlowking said:
(Creepa were shadow travelling)
Yes, shadow travel us please. Also if you meet ace...tell him...tell him im sorry.
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"i am sorry, but i don't confront the dead, i just detect them. If you want to apologize you would have to confront my brother, Death. But any way, I shall teleport us to the nearest shadow at mojang. If you hear ANY type of voices of lost ones of yours, IGNORE THEM, its just a trick demons pull and you won't be coming out of the shadow realm if you head there advise.Lets go!
*teleports them to a large tunnel view with a purple aura to it, voices are heard every wear.*
 
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Meanwhile, at mojang headquarters:

A body crashes through a window and hits me square in the face. I do a quick scan and find that he is barely dead. I get some nanobots injected into his skull to keep the electricity flowing, then take him to sickbay. I then yell at some workers to fix the window, then head off in search of intruders, tail armed and at the ready.
 
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CreepaCatcha

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*i could hear the voices in my head*
Arrrrrrrrr, go away!
*stooooop, the Demons will get you! *
Arrrrrrrr
*stooooop!*
Pooooof
We had arrived.
 
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