Assault on Mojang

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Alright
*hands creepa waliietalkie *
We need to keep in touch, the tower splits and the airbase is where it rejoins.
You take the left, I will take the right
 
Meanwhile slow is giving the army rabies I'm fighting for my life with a desert eagle up a 250 story tower. Life isn't fair sometimes.
 
After hearing reports of rabies and all sorts of other nastiness, I decide to go myself. I find that man who I saved, all crazed and disoriented. It seems he got up and walked out of sickbay before the nanobots had finished their task. How could those imbeciles just let him walk away? I swear I'm the only one around here who isn't a complete numskull. I then decide to call up a master thaumaturgist to come and fill the place with light. If everything is bright, then there is no way to use shadow magic inside of here.
 
"shit! I cant go back inside, but still... I will get us as close as we can get"
"This will take a while so remember, DON'T LISTEN TO THE VOICES"
 
Skeleton no, do NOT take us back there...
It was a trap...
If me or creepa got nanobots...we need protection. Take us as close as you can to this address in Africa.
*hands address*
 
Heh heh, I got a tracker on both of em
I got some dirt from Ace that mojang has creeper demons
I thought they would be in the nether, but they are shady too.
Ready to chase em?
 
my full powers have not yet been released.
*finds the demon*
"found him!"
"i assume you'll take it from here slowking?"
Yup
*jumps off and has an epic scene like in FFVII movie*
* grabs creepa and kicks the demons head off*
Come on!
Oh wait
Crap, skeleton dossappeared...aaannnddd we are in the void