Assault on Mojang

[Strikingwolf]

Ahh where am I.
And why is half of my face cyber kinetic
*accidentally fires tail laser at Mojang guard*
Oooh lasers
Goreae is that you
Goreae: you have awakened robo-wolf
Me:What!!!

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

OOC:*goes into seananners voice* PRAISE THA LORD
IC: hmmm... Strange. Im getting signals from mojang of a very large amount of kimetic energy being used. Excercise, or a weapon?!

 

[SkeletonPunk]

"palaudies of course!"
*laughs*
*puts on the helmet"
"ready to go?"

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Yep
*puts on psychic booster and grabs a piece of metal*
I decided on a different kind of transport.

 

[SkeletonPunk]

"which is?"

 

[goreae]

Ace, you're awake! Sorry about the fur, but this was the only bio-schematic we had on hand, and time was running out. I'm sure that if we get some pictures of you we can make you back to your original form. For now, please don't go anywhere. There's still a chance that one of your nanobots is infected and turns the rest against you, so we would like to make sure this isn't the case. Afterwards, you're free to go.

 

[Strikingwolf]

Well seems I'm stuck here
I wonder what this button does
*pushes bright red button*
*colored missiles fly from Mojang facilities*
Pretty

 

[SkeletonPunk]

"um, Slow, why is there multiple dots moving at high speeds on are rador?!"

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Erm...dont worry about that
*walks outside*
PSYCHIC!
*missiles fly back at origin*
Well, that should do.

Now, I have decided on flight via psychic powers interaction with metal. It acts as a conductor to my powers allowing me to bend it to my will. Care to join me?

 

[Strikingwolf]

Mojang intercom: Activating anti-missile machinery

Me: I wonder if that was me
Goreae: What are you doing
Me: Apparently firing missiles in random directions
Goreae: Ooooh myyyyy

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Skeleton, I need to do some basic defensive maneuvers, could you step inside?
Alright, PSYCHIC
*all missiles go flying back at origin*
Now, to send THIS with them
*attatches tracker to exitting missile via psychic.
There! Locked on!

 

[Strikingwolf]

Goreae: Is that a tracker-bot on a missile?!?!
Me: KILL IT KILL IT.
Goreae: this is worse than an infected nano-bot
Me: It is dead yay

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Alright, someone terminated the signal but I got their co-ordinates
Ready to fly?

 

[SkeletonPunk]

Yeah sure
*sprots wings*
were to?

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

The origin of the missiles of course!
My psychic powers block MOST forms of radar. You are a flying skeleton so they wont be able to spot you, but their eyes can see you. I, going to make it look like im a meeor crashing in. Also take this nanobot killer. It kills any form of nanobot. Its my last batch though so after a week we will not be invulnerable.