Assault on Mojang

[SkeletonPunk]

*sees a bright flash of light*
"woah"
*dims down*
"wait... where is everybody?"

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

*wanders in the darkness*
Hmmm...strange. This area of the shadow dimension is different...almost as if my existence isnt being split between two planes...and im fully...oh god...

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

*transmission begins*
Help...shadows...attack...everywhere....somehing...help me... They are... In... Atter me!
*static*
*deep demonic voice*
MuahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*more static*
Help...he is...
This transmi...sent...everyne...all channels... Help...
*transmission ends*

 

[SkeletonPunk]

"they must be in the 3rd demensional shadow world!"
*teleports*
"there you are"
"ENCHANTENETUM STRATUS"
*Demon Explodes Light*

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Skeleton...im...corrupted...

 

[SkeletonPunk]

"great now i have to purify you... this will take a while."
*snaps finger*
*beams of light start pouring out of slowking*
"where is creepa?"

 

[goreae]

I walk frantically through Mojang HQ shouting at the security. "make those tougher! that turret's too shakey! get those pigs some helmets! We may have repelled them for now, but they will be back, and they won't be very friendly!"

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Oh, creepa? He is in this pokéball
* hands skeleton pokeball*
Can you purify it?

 

[SkeletonPunk]

Oh, creepa? He is in this pokéball
* hands skeleton pokeball*
Can you purify it?

*pokeball explodes*
*Creepa comes out*
there we go

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Alright, where the hell are we in comparison to overworld?

 

[SkeletonPunk]

"far... very far.Lets get out of this demension before we run into my brother"
*teleports us out*

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

*lands in a lake*
Ow, I hit my head. Where are we?

 

[SkeletonPunk]

"lake Michigan I believe."

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

What?! Thats a continent aw- wait, lake michigan? Oh this is GREAT! Follow me, there is a secret base underwater
*creates an air tunnel to the base*

 

[SkeletonPunk]

ok
*follows Slowking*

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Alright, here is a mindcontrol device. It can control animals, but itcantgo through copper or iron

 

[CreepaCatcha]

The mute effect finally wears off creepa and he growls the others for keeping him in a pokeball for so long.

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Oh good, creepa
Sorry to keep you in there
Here, drink this. Its medicine. I will tour you and skeleton around the base

 

[CreepaCatcha]

Thanks,
*gulp gulp*
So how about that tour, and what's with the funky device over there?

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

* picks it up*
This is a mind control device, it works on barn animals like cows, pigs, chickens, sheep, hens dogs, etc. it may be useful later on.
Anyways, theres a teleporter to the surface, theres the entrance/exit, theres the restrooms, theres the panic room, theres the bunks where we sleep, and theres the weapon storage. Not very large, but it is useful to prepare for war.