Ask a stupid question...

[CreepaCatcha]

Coz Mother Nature

Why are you dangerous?

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Because he is a black hole

Why is jontron hilarious to watch?

"That's racist"
-Jaque
"A racistmind is a racist kind"
-jontron

 

[duckfan77]

because funny is funny.

Why is english wrong?

 

[Electro44]

Because it's japanese

Why is german homework so annoying?

 

[PhantomRage]

I have no idea how annoying it is, but mine is probably worse!

Wonders why it is snowing like rain out here. It literally is!
And it's snow, I assure you.
i hope

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Wink wink hont hint nudge nudge

Why is a caring father/loving husband a... Secret octopus?!

 

[Electro44]

BECAUSE OCTODAD

Why is a caring father/loving husband... Very Clumsy!?!?

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Because her husband is ocopus

Why can pctpdad be made into dirty jokes and phoenix wright jokes?

 

[PhantomRage]

I don't need any of those jokes.
I
NEED
SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Why are Spartans OP?

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Because Halo

Epwhy is the electric spider OU?

 

[kaovalin]

Because it knows how to use interwebs

Why can't elephants jump?

 

[Electro44]

Because they can only fly, and their wings are so heavy they are unable to jump

How does Dumbo fly?

 

[PhantomRage]

His entire world is upside-down, that's how!

Why is anti-gravity hard to reach?

 

[ApSciLiara]

Because it flew away when the scientists couldn't figure out how to turn it off.

Why is Facebook Messenger for Windows shutting down

 

[PhantomRage]

In Soviet Russia, you don't shut down Facebook Messenger. Facebook Messenger shuts down YOU!

Why do I like Russian Reversals...

 

[duckfan77]

Because they are nonsensical

Why are nonsensical things entertaining?

 

[PhantomRage]

Entertaining? Our brain makes us think nonsensical things are.

Why is our brain OP?

 

[duckfan77]

because it is us

Why dont people knock on a head to say hello, that is where the person is

 

[PhantomRage]

You know, I never really tried that!
Dammit. It was a trick.
Concussions for the win.

Why is happiness hard to obtain?

 

[fergcraft]

Because everyones happiness is different and it requires work to obtain.

Why cant we go back to believing the world vis flat?

sent from hand held insanity