Ask a Silly Question, Get a Silly Answer

[GamerwithnoGame]

Time Weasels.

Squids?

 

[duckfan77]

The cheaper way to get black ink.

Work?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”

or

“I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.”

Terry Pratchett or Douglas Adams?

 

[duckfan77]

Haven't read either

Week off good?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Sometimes.

Cheeeeese?

 

[duckfan77]

flash CLICK

Lazy Day?

 

[triggerfinger12]

Work day.

How much money can you get by working your butt off?

 

[duckfan77]

I'm not sure the black market value of glutes, so I don't know.

Sleepy time?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Awakey time!

Cricket or Grasshopper?

 

[duckfan77]

Orthoptera.

Cetacean Needed?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Chivalrous cephalopods would say so.

Squid, octupus or cuttlefish?

 

[duckfan77]

Smart Cephalopods.

Sneaky Snakes?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

State of matter snakes.

What is a more dangerous weapon, a Cowgun, or a Railgnu?

 

[duckfan77]

Railgnu

Fay or Fey?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Fé.

Star Trek Picard or Star Trek Discovery?

 

[duckfan77]

hasn't watched Star Trek

Carbon or Oxygen?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Nitrogen.

Cyanide or cyanogen?

 

[duckfan77]

poison

Why do limbs fall asleep?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Narcolepsy.

Why are there narcoleptic goats?

 

[duckfan77]

Defense mechanism, iirc.

Why was I gone for nearly a week?