Ask a Silly Question, Get a Silly Answer

[duckfan77]

Up

Up, Down, Strange, Charm, Top, ____

 

[triggerfinger12]

I hate Quark. Just, absolutely despise it.

Why are good things too hard to be nice?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Because life is a rollerderby.

Why is cheese?

 

[duckfan77]

Because spoiled milk

What do I want to 3D print?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

An entire set of dice for dungeons & dragons, plus a dice tray, roller and vault. And a Shining Trapezohedron. Actually watch out for that last one...

Can you inject non-euclidean geometry into minecraft?

 

[duckfan77]

With sufficient seamless teleportation and vision through said portals, so it appears as if it's one space though the actual space is spread through euclidean space.

Why are you tired?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

(genuine answer: probably because I'm on a diet, and I keep forgetting my medication)

Because I'm wearing a suit made of Goodyears and Dunlops.

Does a subatomic duck make a quark quack?

 

[duckfan77]

Yes.

If the plural of goose is geese, is the plural of moose meese?

 

[triggerfinger12]

Perhaps.

If you could be any dog, whose butt would you sniff?

 

[duckfan77]

um...

Why would I want to be a dog?

 

[triggerfinger12]

Because woof.

Why doesn't he want to be a dog?

 

[duckfan77]

She doesn't want to be a dog because she prefers having thumbs

Why does trigger want to be a dog?

 

[triggerfinger12]

Because floof

If that is the was, then is the were do the did?

 

[duckfan77]

I think you've asked this before...

Why did I spend more than a day modding morrowind?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Because fun!

Why did I consider using GregTech's custom materials to add in all the metals and alloys from Metallurgy 4?

 

[duckfan77]

It's reasonably efficient and easy to do

When does the sun rise?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

After it sets.

Rubber or glue, paper or plastic?

 

[duckfan77]

Adhesive and cloth.

How does my thermostat work...?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Quantum tunneling.

Why oh why Delilah?

 

[duckfan77]

Because the world is dead

Why won't the forums load?