Ask a Silly Question, Get a Silly Answer

[triggerfinger12]

No. Go look at a spider.

If 666 is the number of evil, then what is the root of all evil?

 

[duckfan77]

25.80698

Any homework for you to do?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Home IS work. Cleaning, tidying, washing up, washing clothes...

If e relates to the natural log, why are E numbers considered unnatural?

 

[duckfan77]

Case matters

Why does the temperature keep swinging ~7C from day to day... Pick one.

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Evil weather-manipulating megalomaniacs.

Why do I like cheese so much?

 

[duckfan77]

Cheese is nummy.

Why am I answering forum games during class...?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Because, like me, you're a terrible person (I'm doing it at work!)

Why am I finding it so hard to get back into exercise in an effort to lose weight...

 

[duckfan77]

You haven't built a habit of exercising

Why do I have classes where they don't explain what it is they want you to do...

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Oof. Because working it out IS the class!!! oooh meta

Why is liquid nitrogen so cool?

 

[duckfan77]

It doesn't take much energy for nitrogen to evaporate/boil

Why is liquid titanium so hot?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Because it takes a lot of energy for titanium to melt!

What's cooler than being cool?

 

[duckfan77]

Being frozen

Snickersnack?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Vorpal blade.

Jabberwocky?

 

[duckfan77]

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves

Why must it be so grey?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Because aliens.

Have a view from my office window:

Which old witch?

 

[duckfan77]

Clearly, the sandwich

Can procrastination stop?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Maybe, in a bit...

Can it be hometime yet?

 

[duckfan77]

Yes, somewhere.

Do I really need to go to discussion/recitation section?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

That depends - have you visited the defenestration station?

Why do I enjoy watching Gavin & Stacey so much?

 

[duckfan77]

funny

How many copies of me resume should I print for the career fair tomorrow?