Ask a Silly Question, Get a Silly Answer

[GamerwithnoGame]

If it's thundery.

Which old witch?

 

[duckfan77]

that ancient crone

Yellowstone or Glacier?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Katy Perry.

Perry or cider?

 

[duckfan77]

Lemonade

Apple or Pear?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Stairs.

Cockney rhyming slang, or jive?

 

[duckfan77]

slang

Independence day, or Treason day?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Thursday.

M Bison or Mmm Bop?

 

[duckfan77]

Buffalo

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Apparently so.

Why are there buffalo wings when buffalo don't have wings?

 

[duckfan77]

Wing shaped bones

Why are cows white and black?

 

[Andronikus Pailan]

because earth gravity

why sky has a colors?

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[duckfan77]

Raleigh Scattering

Why was I up way too late last night?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Because you were busy doing tutorial missions on Kerbal Space Program.

Why was I up way too late last night?

 

[Robijnvogel]

You couldn't sleep because you were haunted by an extreme craving for cake.

Why do I not have time to make up a decent question?

Maybe this is a signature, maybe it is not. Who knows?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

You couldn't sleep because you were haunted by an extreme craving for cake.

I mean yeah, you're not wrong.

Why do I not have time to make up a decent question?

Because chronovores have eaten all of your time.

Why am I terrible?

 

[duckfan77]

Because you're amazing

Why am I tired?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Because you're awake.

What is the most accurate pie chart?

 

[duckfan77]

this one: https://xkcd.com/688/

Can I poke someone?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Only with a fingerlonger.

Why am I twitchy? I had an energy drink last night but that should have worn off by now...

 

[duckfan77]

Nerves

Why am I working late?