Ask a Silly Question, Get a Silly Answer

[GamerwithnoGame]

Your mum.

What's the best way to fly?

 

[triggerfinger12]

Without crashing.

When when are water flies fried water?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

When they land in a flooded KFC.

Why IS KFC and its gravy so damned tasty? *stomach growls*

 

[duckfan77]

Secret Spices

Why did I swim for 2 hours yesterday...

 

[triggerfinger12]

Because ŵøŗŧæř

Will anyone fix that which is broken?

 

[duckfan77]

Not an Engineer.

If it ain't broke, don't ____ ____

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

interrogate kangaroos.

Positron + antiproton = ?

 

[duckfan77]

anti-hydrogen

positron + electron = ?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Annihilation.

2 protons + 1 electron + 1 μ− meson = ?

 

[duckfan77]

muonic Helium

Why are people at work breaking bones?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

(muonic hydrogen - that would be a workable material for effectively "cold" fusion! )

Because breaking bones is better than breaking hearts.

Is Discovery very disco?

 

[duckfan77]

No

Hydrogen? 2 protons would be helium, would it not?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

No

Hydrogen? 2 protons would be helium, would it not?

Nope - a diatomic hydrogen molecule - the but two atoms would be much closer together than in normal hydrogen due to the vastly different bond properties it has by having one of its electrons replaced by a muon.

Was ist das?

 

[duckfan77]

Tired

Wer ist es?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Guess Who?

Gull ducat, or Gul Dukat?

 

[duckfan77]

Silver Duck

Google Translate?

 

[triggerfinger12]

Non.

Parlez-vous frenchais?

 

[duckfan77]

Je ne parle pas francais, je parle anglais

Can we stop making me use google translate?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Nein!

Mighty?

 

[duckfan77]

No

Is it rainy?