Ask a Silly Question, Get a Silly Answer

[triggerfinger12]

PewDiePie.

_______ is free, and that's a great price!

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Love.

The capybara: friend or foe?

 

[duckfan77]

frenemy

Selenium: important?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

When fighting monsters from one column along in the periodic table, definitely.

Inquisitor?

 

[duckfan77]

Spanish.

Bond... ____ Bond.

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Inflation-indexed

(seriously, that's a thing)

Voodoo. Who do?

 

[duckfan77]

you do.

Water. Earth. Fire. Air.?

 

[triggerfinger12]

With all powers combined... a really hot and muddy hurricane.

I like turtles, do you?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

As long as they're neither teenaged, nor mutated.

Is bad good?

 

[duckfan77]

If you're bad at being bad.

boom?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Stick.

What cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

 

[MrMonsterGuy18]

Mascarpone.


How many shrimps do you have to eat before you make your skin turn pink?

 

[duckfan77]

more than 1, less than a google

How long is an elephant toe?

 

[MrMonsterGuy18]

Either a couple inches or the length of its leg

Are platypuses really just weird wingless birds?

 

[duckfan77]

No, they're mammals

Why am I playing Civ V?

 

[triggerfinger12]

Because it's newer than Civ IV.

Flying pigs went to my moms house..... Why?

 

[duckfan77]

A trebuchet was used

Where is the volcano?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Mount Wannahockaloogie.

Toy Story 4: the flogging of a deceased equus, or a refreshing new entry in a series that still has life left in it?

 

[duckfan77]

beating a dead horse

Oompa Loompas, like house elves?

 

[triggerfinger12]

Doompa dee doo.

When does clocking in at work become chili peppers?