Ask a Silly Question, Get a Silly Answer

That's a hard one. Probably apathy because ignorance is easier to cure.

Banana cake: with or without walnuts; with or without sultanas?

 

Not at all

Why are trees green?

 

Because that's the name of the color.

Why is turd?

 

waste

When is sleep?

 

When.

Who is Fanny Bompkin?

 

A cat.

Why rain?

 

Because the sun god went on vacation

When rain?

 

This afternoon.

Wherefore art thou Roaming Charges?

 

Stop watching porn.... you use to much data

What Website is the best in the world?

 

This one.

What is God to cats?

 

Boxes

What is a cat to a God?

 

god, lowercase g.

Cats are adorable.(?)

 

That's not a question?

 

You can't have the answer be the question.

Why am I a stickler for rules?

 

Because we've allowed the answer to be the question before.

What fruit is a color?

 

Yellow.

Before the was time, there was ________.

 

A cat, playing with a infinitely large ball of yarn that would soon become our timeline

Why does my cat tackle my legs if I don’t pet her?

 

Because she's secretly the Conduit of Rugby, Itself.

Why is Dice Funk so great?

 

Because D&D Podcasts are fun

Why would you want that? (stereo)

 

Because VCRs are damn heavy.

Why am I a pie?