Ask a Silly Question, Get a Silly Answer

[GamerwithnoGame]

That's a hard one. Probably apathy because ignorance is easier to cure.

Banana cake: with or without walnuts; with or without sultanas?

 

[duckfan77]

Not at all

Why are trees green?

 

[triggerfinger12]

Because that's the name of the color.

Why is turd?

 

[duckfan77]

waste

When is sleep?

 

[triggerfinger12]

When.

Who is Fanny Bompkin?

 

[duckfan77]

A cat.

Why rain?

 

[triggerfinger12]

Because the sun god went on vacation

When rain?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

This afternoon.

Wherefore art thou Roaming Charges?

 

[AndersWithTheCat]

Stop watching porn.... you use to much data

What Website is the best in the world?

 

[triggerfinger12]

This one.

What is God to cats?

 

[duckfan77]

Boxes

What is a cat to a God?

 

[triggerfinger12]

god, lowercase g.

Cats are adorable.(?)

 

[duckfan77]

That's not a question?

 

[triggerfinger12]

You can't have the answer be the question.

Why am I a stickler for rules?

 

[duckfan77]

Because we've allowed the answer to be the question before.

What fruit is a color?

 

[triggerfinger12]

Yellow.

Before the was time, there was ________.

 

[MrMonsterGuy18]

A cat, playing with a infinitely large ball of yarn that would soon become our timeline

Why does my cat tackle my legs if I don’t pet her?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Because she's secretly the Conduit of Rugby, Itself.

Why is Dice Funk so great?

 

[duckfan77]

Because D&D Podcasts are fun

Why would you want that? (stereo)

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Because VCRs are damn heavy.

Why am I a pie?