Ask a Silly Question, Get a Silly Answer

[duckfan77]

It's cheap and pretends it isn't

What's brown and sticky?

 

[triggerfinger12]

A weird turd.

Are chairs annoying people to live with?

 

[duckfan77]

Yes

No?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Maybe, I don't know?

Can you repeat the question?

 

[duckfan77]

No

Cold?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Yes, stupid virus.

Did you get the reference I made with my answer in my previous post?

 

[duckfan77]

No

Why is the high -24C on Wednesday...

 

[triggerfinger12]

Because 6 more weeks of winter

Why can't I be cold?

 

[duckfan77]

Because you a warm

Why do I need to read for tomorrow?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Because reading for yesterday seems a little pointless.

Also, my comment was a reference to the first words to the theme song for "Malcolm In The Middle" - look it up

Why did I hate the fact that Malcolm In The Middle was popular?

 

[duckfan77]

You disliked it

Why is the windchill -38C right now...?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Because chilly can carnage, my dude.

Why do I keep falling asleep really early and then waking up at like 4:30?

 

[duckfan77]

You've got your sleep schedule messed up

Why is my room so cold?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Cryodynamics.

Which is the superior sandwich filling: peanut butter and cheese, or ham and marmite?

 

[duckfan77]

What? Neither! Peanut Butter alone.

Can I calm down?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

*cackles madly* You should try peanut butter, cheese, ham and marmite...

And only with the aid of a deep-fried Mars bar drizzled with a reduced Irn-Bru jus and sprinkled with crushed highland toffee.

Am I a gastropathic nightmare?

 

[triggerfinger12]

Yes. Yes you are.

Am I too young to go to the bathroom?

 

[duckfan77]

You can type, so no.

Will I do well on my finals?

 

[triggerfinger12]

Yes, no, maybe so.

Is it ambiguous?

 

[duckfan77]

hmm...

Which is worse, ignorance or apathy?