Ask a Silly Question, Get a Silly Answer

duckfan77 · Jan 7, 2019

Because most people have reasonable sleep schedules

Why am I cold?

GamerwithnoGame · Jan 10, 2019

Because of tiny microscopic ice goblins in your clothes.

Why do wasps exist?

triggerfinger12 · Jan 10, 2019

To be the villain of life

What does the fox say?

duckfan77 · Jan 10, 2019

ring ring

What is a cow?

triggerfinger12 · Jan 11, 2019

The milk giver and thus the lord of all calcium.

Beep beep. What am I?

duckfan77 · Jan 11, 2019

a car

Why isn't the sky violet?

triggerfinger12 · Jan 12, 2019

Because of how physics works

Why do I like science?

duckfan77 · Jan 12, 2019

Because it works

Why am I scared?

GamerwithnoGame · Jan 14, 2019

Because you've incurred lots of skin injuries that haven't healed without leaving marks, and you can't spell.

If I was a Pokémon, what would I be?

duckfan77 · Jan 14, 2019

Piplup

If I was a plant, what would I be?

GamerwithnoGame · Jan 15, 2019

An undercover agent working for the other side.

Does James bond?

duckfan77 · Jan 15, 2019

He does covered in glue.

Are raspberries good?

triggerfinger12 · Jan 15, 2019

Yes they're my favorite.

What does RPG stand for?

duckfan77 · Jan 16, 2019

Role Propelled Glasses

What does the sun burn?

GamerwithnoGame · Jan 16, 2019

*lips on mic*
Me.

Why is the sand wet?

duckfan77 · Jan 16, 2019

Oceans

Who are you?

triggerfinger12 · Jan 16, 2019

I am car

What am is this dorgy bog?

GamerwithnoGame · Jan 17, 2019

Twelve.

Wherefore? Therefore!

duckfan77 · Jan 17, 2019

Here

What is cold?

triggerfinger12 · Jan 17, 2019

The lack of heat

Why is energy lacking in my body?