Ask a Silly Question, Get a Silly Answer

[GamerwithnoGame]

Because you're long-sighted.

What is the square root of an octahedral potato?

 

[triggerfinger12]

A cubit

Why does dog do?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Because cat flap.

Qbits or cubits?

 

[triggerfinger12]

The one used to build the Bible things.

What is flabby but not flappy?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

The less popular phone game.

Bicuspid or tricuspid?

 

[triggerfinger12]

Tripod.

Trigonometry is dumb?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Trigonometry is very useful; Triggernometry is about that bloke from Only Fools and Horses. Also you

How long does it take to paint the outside of a tesseract?

 

[duckfan77]

5 meters

Why do I keep needing to work with combinational circuits with feedback...

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

*makes loud high pitched screeching noise*
Cray or cray-cray?

 

[duckfan77]

Crayfish

Boom or Bang?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Boom Bang-a-Bang (Lulu's 1969 Eurovision Song Contest hit).

Onomatopoeia or Alliteration?

 

[duckfan77]

Ka-Boom!!!

Hearts?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Nah, I don't like football.

Colossal chests or tiny chests?

 

[triggerfinger12]

I prefer medium.

When does do the it was did being whilst not as a were for the does?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Because Yoda.

What is the airspeed velocity of a fully laden swallow?

 

[duckfan77]

African or European swallow?

Does answering with a question count?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Huh? I... I don't know that. AUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHH!!

(Of course it does )

What do the Knights Who Say Ni say now?

 

[duckfan77]

No

What should I do?

 

[triggerfinger12]

Yes.

Why is the thing?

 

[duckfan77]

Because

Are hearts cool?