Ask a Silly Question, Get a Silly Answer

[GamerwithnoGame]

Eventually.

Canisters or bannisters?

 

[triggerfinger12]

Baristas.

Coffee, or the blood of your enemies?

 

[duckfan77]

Mountain Dew

Freeze or burn?

 

[triggerfinger12]

Freezer burn.

High, low, or flat?

 

[duckfan77]

sharp

Why do I keep kicking my desk.

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Because the bucket is deadly.

Smurfs or Smurves?

 

[triggerfinger12]

Just the same as dwarves and elves.

What if justice was just ice?

 

[duckfan77]

Court would be cold

Books?

 

[triggerfinger12]

Yes.

Narnia? (please let this ping pong for a bit and end with a "hotel? trivago." thing)

 

[duckfan77]

Wardrobe

What did trigger mean by ping pong for a bit, Narnia doesn't really have a good way to do that?

 

[triggerfinger12]

Going back and forth with one word questions.

Why did ducky not heed my request?

 

[duckfan77]

Ducky didn't understand

Why is music good?

 

[triggerfinger12]

Because your brain is conditioned to like it.

Why does evil not good but good not evil?

 

[duckfan77]

because evil != good

Fire?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Feuer Frei!

Why did I listen to a 32 minute doom/drone track and really enjoy it?

 

[duckfan77]

Why did I listen to a 3 hour debate over free speech vs free expression and enjoy it?

 

[triggerfinger12]

Because it is a relatively minor waste of time compared to other things like having a job.

Where did I not get what I thought wasn't a goose but was actually a better flock of dogs that sleep under water?

 

[duckfan77]

Because you float too well to sink and catch them

Why must I hide?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Because you skin large animals.

Why did that get dark so quick?

 

[triggerfinger12]

It wasn't dark, it was normal.

Why is school so early in the morning?