Ask a Silly Question, Get a Silly Answer

[duckfan77]

Coherence.

Why snowing?

 

[triggerfinger12]

Why raining?

Does answering with a question count as both the question and the answer?

 

[duckfan77]

No

What is cold?

 

[triggerfinger12]

Cold is that which is cooler than cool

Is hot that which is not cold?

 

[duckfan77]

All that is hot is not cold, but not all that is not cold is hot.

Boom?

 

[triggerfinger12]

Boom

Fork or spoon?

 

[duckfan77]

Spork.

Scythe or sickle?

 

[triggerfinger12]

Scycklykyl

Computer or Ordinator?

 

[duckfan77]

Computer

eyes or nose?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Mouth.

Pitch black dark or blindingly white light?

 

[duckfan77]

Dull, boring, grey.

burn or freeze?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Nicely toasted.

Gluten-free or dairy-free?

 

[triggerfinger12]

Bread.

Toats your goats?

 

[duckfan77]

I use baskets, not totes.

Make up numbers?

 

[triggerfinger12]

Google.

42 is what?

 

[duckfan77]

six sevens

Given 2=1, am I the pope?

 

[triggerfinger12]

No because the universe does not account for unreal and improbably impossible equations that are not equal in this particular reality of three perceived dimensions of space and one perceived dimension of time.

Rick and Morty, amirite?

 

[duckfan77]

Dunno

Why am I procrastinating?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Because anticrastinating isn't a thing.

Why, by Annie Lennox?

 

[duckfan77]

Because, by me.

Why didn't I read the directions closely enough...?