Ask a Silly Question, Get a Silly Answer

[MrMonsterGuy18]

Because you’re not hungry

I must I waste money buying overpriced food at a food truck

 

[duckfan77]

Because it's convenient.

Why is the sky white?

 

[MrMonsterGuy18]

Because if the sky wasn’t white then the wind would move right through it since the color white is immune to wind.

Why do I have no fish

 

[triggerfinger12]

Because fish breath water not nitrogen.

When will life start to be normal?

 

[duckfan77]

When everything is at a right angle.

Why can I flip my elbow around?

 

[triggerfinger12]

Because science.

Why is biology?

 

[duckfan77]

Because applied chemistry.

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

because silence is golden.

Why no question?

 

[duckfan77]

Because I'm forgetful

Why?

 

[triggerfinger12]

Because.

Everyone always be asking why are we but no one asking how are we?

 

[duckfan77]

Because why is more fun.

How are you?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Meiosis followed by mitosis.

Did anyone see my teeny tiny hard-to-spot writing above the words "Why no question"?

 

[duckfan77]

Yes

Cows?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Cows.

Weresheep?

 

[duckfan77]

I don't know where the sheep are.

Is the sun yellow?

 

[triggerfinger12]

No it's a reddish-orange.

Why is blue the sky?

 

[duckfan77]

Because green the tree.

Are people tori (toruses)?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Only if they're born between the 20th April and 21st of May.

Would a mixture of potassium phosphate and potassium nitrate make a good fertiliser?

 

[duckfan77]

Probably. Might be a bit boomy though.

What can you break by saying it's name?

 

[triggerfinger12]

My self-esteem.

How does dog?