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They turned into an Emohawk and flew away.

Why did I forget the fruit I meant to bring for my lunch this morning?
 
Because you were in a hurry, because you tried to defeat the Ender Dragon just once more before leaving for school/work.

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Oh right... uhm... why did I forget to add a question to this reply?
 
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Because there's a fish in your mouth.

How long have you managed to play minecraft hungover?
 
A fortnight.

Is there any reason why we should continue playing this game?

Sent from my torture dungeon in the hills of Mumbai.
 
Because, dear Watson, the game is afoot! *dons deerstalker and pipe*

Why did I attempt to emulate Sherlock Holmes, yet my mental image was entirely of Brent Spiner's character Data when he is dressed and acting as Sherlock Holmes?
 
Because, dear Watson, the game is afoot! *dons deerstalker and pipe*

Why did I attempt to emulate Sherlock Holmes, yet my mental image was entirely of Brent Spiner's character Data when he is dressed and acting as Sherlock Holmes?

Because you forgot to look in the mirror.

Speaking of mirrors, why do I see myself in the mirror?
 
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Because you forgot to look in the mirror.

Speaking of mirrors, why do I see myself in the mirror?
What you see is a doorway into a universe which is exactly the same as ours and has everything happen at the same time as ours which makes you believe that you see a reflection of yourself but in reality, it is your doppelgänger.

Why is chocolate g00d?
 
Because your "o" key broke while you were writing that.

What possible reason could school governors have to ally themselves with Weeping Angels?
 
That's a good question. I've also seen the middle spelt spelled spelled. I'm not sure which is correct. I think both are.

Why are italics called italics?
 
Because it's a new thing! While it was intended to just be currency, mod authors can have a field day with new resources. Look at how nether Quartz and prismarine have been incorporated into recipes now! But modded had emeralds before vanilla did, of course ;)

Why is the sand wet?
 
Because the Travolta was very handsome back in the day.

That's a good question. I've also seen the middle spelt spelled spelled. I'm not sure which is correct. I think both are.

Why are italics called italics?

I think you're correct. Here's one for you though, why is the romanisation of letters referred to as anglicisation?