Ask a Silly Question, Get a Silly Answer

[Scottly318]

Easy... steal his pieces of eight and become a pirate

Are ye ready to go to sea and plunder the Spanish Main?!

 

[keybounce]

Lock him in the cabin with the captain's daughter

Early in the morning?

 

[Scottly318]

Why not

You do know that women are bad luck at sea right?

 

[Someone Else 37]

I did not, but then again, I live in the mountains, so I'll take your word for it.

Why do sailors tend to have all those superstitions?

 

[Scottly318]

Most weren't educated. And strangely most couldn't swim.

What pirate in his right mind would bury his treasure?

 

[lenscas]

depending on the treasure the better question would be "what pirate in his right mine wouldn't bury the treasure?"

does this qualify as a question?

 

[Scottly318]

Sort of.

What isn't a question if you phrase it right?

 

[Someone Else 37]

Anything that you phrased wrong.

Better question: What can't be phrased in the form of a question?

 

[Scottly318]

My snarky response

Why is it so hard to make a shot in a kids net that you hang on their door?

 

[Someone Else 37]

Gremlins.

Either that or it's rigged. Any chance it's rigged?

 

[AndersWithTheCat]

Rigged like my boat

how do 2 female cats get kittens?

 

[Someone Else 37]

Intravenous fertilization, and maybe some genetic engineering muckery to boot.

Also, welcome to the forum games!

Back on topic... um... anyone know of any good questions to ask here?

 

[AndersWithTheCat]

*im a old user of FTB so its more like welcome back xD*'

Maybe the door knows


Do piglets touch the ground or air?

 

[Someone Else 37]

Both, I think. Most of the time, at least.

I have a habit of welcoming peeps who post on the forum games with names and avatars that I don't recognize. I did see your Well-Known tag, but I didn't recognize you, so... derp?

 

[AndersWithTheCat]

No problem at all.. xD im more of a off site person running servers and stuff...

Red is blue but why is green also red?

 

[Someone Else 37]

Because they're closer in wavelength? I dunno; your question is confusing.

Why is there derp?

 

[AndersWithTheCat]

herp derp


the sound of a fart is like a what?

 

[Scottly318]

A bad night in Cancun... or so Ive heard

Spherical chickens in a vacuum?

 

[Someone Else 37]

I thought it was spherical cows.

Anyone remember that xkcd about putting physicists in a frictionless vacuum?

 

[RealKC]

Nope

Mind sharing a link?