A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[ApSciLiara]

Granted. Even thinking about using it nukes the world, however.

I wish I could have my girlfriend with me at the convention I'm going to.

Sent from boobs (because why not?)

 

[the_j485]

Granted, but the convention is an elaborate ruse set up by me to capture you and force you to go on the forums non-stop to make me laugh my arse off more.

I wish that I could get a really good degree in engineering now and have an awesome life.

 

[Dare2Win]

granted, but now all the world's governments hunt you down and want to use your for themselfs ( they lock you up so noone else can use you)

I wish my computer was perfect

 

[SatanicSanta]

Granted, but if you ever turn it on it erases your memory, as an unfixable safety precaution.

I wish I could afford building a Windows desktop computer.

 

[the_j485]

Granted, but if you ever turn it on it erases your memory, as an unfixable safety precaution.

I wish I could afford building a Windows desktop computer.

Granted but...
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=G...aces.com%2Fface%2Fneutral-gentlemen;1431;1500
A POTTED PLANT SLAPS YOU IN THE FACE, THEN A PIECE OF TUPPERWARE LANDS ON YOUR HEAD, A PINEWOOD VENEER BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN, but then on the bright side, a fez appears on your head.

I wish for everyone to get the inside(ish) joke

 

[GPuzzle]

Granted but...
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=GENTLEMEN&bav=on.2,or.r_cp.r_qf.&biw=1163&bih=638&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=_za2UZrNOcis0QWzr4GACg#um=1&hl=en&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=GENTLEMEN meme&oq=GENTLEMEN meme&gs_l=img.3..0l6j0i5l2j0i5i10j0i5.1469.2230.0.3219.5.5.0.0.0.0.125.462.4j1.5.0...0.0...1c.1.16.img.lcoWa7gOU5k&bav=on.2,or.r_cp.r_qf.&bvm=bv.47534661,d.d2k&fp=29af2210f67a2b3d&biw=1163&bih=638&facrc=_&imgrc=9VbwnBGdMZAkxM:;6BOo0Av35KuunM;http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.alltheragefaces.com%2Fimg%2Ffaces%2Flarge%2Fneutral-gentlemen-l.png;http%3A%2F%2Falltheragefaces.com%2Fface%2Fneutral-gentlemen;1431;1500
A POTTED PLANT SLAPS YOU IN THE FACE, THEN A PIECE OF TUPPERWARE LANDS ON YOUR HEAD, A PINEWOOD VENEER BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN, but then on the bright side, a fez appears on your head.

I wish for everyone to get the inside(ish) joke

KANSAS!
No wait, you're not Hoff...
KaosRitual's signature!
That should do it.

 

[the_j485]

KANSAS!
No wait, you're not Hoff...
KaosRitual's signature!
That should do it.

How dare you invoke that evil... It was his idea, NOT MINE.

 

[GPuzzle]

How dare you invoke that evil... It was his idea, NOT MINE.

Whizz lives in a hallway! And Sevbert and stuff being sent from boobies...
I spent too much time on the No Topic Thread.

 

[the_j485]

Whizz lives in a hallway! And Sevbert and stuff being sent from boobies...
I get I spent too much time on the No Topic Thread.

I spend too much time there too, hope it get's re-opened soon

 

[ApSciLiara]

I spend too much time there too, hope it get's re-opened soon

Granted, however Lawbroken has made it so that it's against the rules to discuss things that are off-topic. The entire thread gets shut down after 5 posts.

I wish I wasn't so damn tired.

 

[the_j485]

Granted, however Lawbroken has made it so that it's against the rules to discuss things that are off-topic. The entire thread gets shut down after 5 posts.

I wish I wasn't so damn tired.

Granted, but you don't realise you need sleep and DIE.

I wish that the no topic thread was open, never closed, never caused anything bad, only I and decent people could post on it, and we always had something interesting to talk about. I give full permission for use of potted plants in the corruption.

 

[ApSciLiara]

Granted. However, somebody posts a picture that causes everyone that sees it to die instantly.

I wish I could be properly inspired to write.

 

[GPuzzle]

Granted, but POTTED PLANTS, FEZZES, TUPPERWARE AND PINEWOOD VINEZZERS HAPPEN AND THE WHOLE FORUMS GET SHUT DOWN.
I wish my school wasn't populated with stupid swagfags.

 

[the_j485]

Granted, but POTTED PLANTS, FEZZES, TUPPERWARE AND PINEWOOD VINEZZERS HAPPEN AND THE WHOLE FORUMS GET SHUT DOWN.
I wish my school wasn't populated with stupid swagfags.

Granted, but then you become one, after getting the order wrong

I wish for people to join the church of the holy random list, of my creation.

 

[PeggleFrank]

Granted, but they all get ninja'd by the_j485. He then proceeds to kill them all.

I wish I could actually fly a plane without autopilot. Or blimps. My last attempt has a blimp stuck onto the front of it and it gives it a good angle to launch off from, although I don't think it's very cost effective to launch 50 gallons of helium into the sky for every takeoff.

 

[GPuzzle]

Wait a second - you pilot planes and blimps?
No, wait, you're talking about KSP, right?

So the whole game dissapears. For fucking ever.
I wish I could spend more time with my girlfriend.

 

[PeggleFrank]

Granted. You get to see her for a nanosecond and then it's over.
You asked for more time, you didn't say how much time, now did you?

I wish that I could post more frequently.

 

[the_j485]

Granted, but you can no longer post anything other than "I love Justin Bieber"
MWAHAHAHAHAHA
I wish for death of all my enemies with no repercussions or guilt.

 

[SuperMarioLuigi6]

I wish for death of all my enemies with no repercussions or guilt.

Wish granted, but I put a curse on you. Whatever harm you do to anyone, you get harm that way too... (e.x. You break someone's knee, your knee is broken)

I wish I had a billion dollars and could buy my way out of anything (even death)

 

[GPuzzle]

Granted, but it's bubble money and it pops after five seconds.

I wish this wish was a paradox.