A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[PeggleFrank]

Granted, but you don't actually learn any better wishes IRL so your wish was a waste of a wish.
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*Cough*
I wish I had a phone so I could come up with witty "Sent from my ____ using a ____" signatures.

 

[Exedra]

Granted, but the phone can't load the forums.

I wish I could spend more time with my girlfriend WITH NO BAD THINGS INVOLVED.

 

[PeggleFrank]

Granted. You two stare at eachother for awhile and then leave.
Nothing bad happened, right?

Oh, yeah, your GF gets in a car accident and dies immediately afterwards. But it wasn't because of the 'meeting' you two had, so it's unrelated.


I wish I could be more pessimistic than "The glass is not only half empty, but also contains the emptiness that is around it. When the glass spills, there is nothing left to exist in the empty void of nothingness. So the glass is completely empty"

 

[ApSciLiara]

Granted. Your pessimism turns the universe itself suicidal.

I wish for boobs (and speaking of boobs, there is apparently a woman in America who is addicted to getting boob jobs. Good ol' Murka, eh?)

Sent from my remote island using smoke signals

 

[Exedra]

Granted. Your pessimism turns the universe itself suicidal.

I wish for boobs (and speaking of boobs, there is apparently a woman in America who is addicted to getting boob jobs. Good ol' Murka, eh?)

Sent from my remote island using smoke signals

'~'

Granted, except they are so big you can't move.

 

[ApSciLiara]

Granted, however __________ complicates that, turning it into forks.

I wish for... well, I can't say another Thing that does Stuff, can I? I wish I never needed to sleep ever again, without any of the negative repurcussions of not sleeping.

Sent from my remote island using smoke signals

 

[Exedra]

Granted, but everyone else sleeps more, and you become bored with no one else to talk I most of the time.

I wish for an uncorruptable wish.

 

[ApSciLiara]

Granted. However, peanuts.

I wish for really nice long hair (down to my shoulders will do just nicely, thanks).

Sent from my remote island using smoke signals

 

[Exedra]

Hahahah, I LOVE peanuts. You fail

Granted, you get longer hair. And then the next day you go swimming, and a crab mistakes it for food and snips it all off.

I wish my friend didn't have a crush on my girlfriend.

 

[ApSciLiara]

Granted. However, your girlfriend has a crush on your friend.

I wish I could be a natural redhead (and I mean proper red, not orangey-red).

Sent from my remote island using smoke signals

 

[Exedra]

Granted. However, your girlfriend has a crush on your friend.

I wish I could be a natural redhead (and I mean proper red, not orangey-red).

Sent from my remote island using smoke signals

Damn you Morgs... Still, it's unlikely considering she hates him.

Granted, you're a natural red head. Except your mum hates red hair, and had it dyed and convinced you your hair was naturally *insert whatever colour it is now*

I wish I didn't cut myself with a knife at school today. No I'm not an emo, I was cutting bacon in cooking.

 

[KaosRitual]

Granted, you cut yourself with a spoon instead.
I wish I had telekinesis.

 

[darkslayr425]

Granted, but you live in intergalactic space where it is useless,
i wish for gregtech to become more difficult, and i dont suicide or stop playing ftb because of this(ha)

 

[KaosRitual]

Granted, gregtech becomes so difficult no-one else plays it, and Greg stops maintaining his mod. The version you happen to have is also horribly buggy.
I wish I could teleport without limits and with total control.

 

[the_j485]

Granted, but you think you would be fine tping into a liquid. Well, turns out you're wrong.

I wish the subscription for this and all threads I post on wasn't fucking retarded.

 

[PeggleFrank]

Granted. It is now incredibly intelligent and hates you, so it gives you even more alerts.

I wish this wish would be corrupted.

 

[the_j485]

Granted, but it's not corrupted. Fuck. Well, when in doubt:
GENTLEMEN.
POTTED PLANTS TUPPERWARE PINEWOOD VENEERS FEZZES BABDVHPLSGcjkbhzxxjsbleurghblablablablablablablablabla.

I wish for LESS DAMN CONFUSION IN THIS WORLD![DOUBLEPOST=1369953555][/DOUBLEPOST]GERBLAGH

 

[ILoveGregTech]

Your wish is granted... Confusion is obsolete for a short amount of time and then all goes back to normal

I wish Greg would help me mod with him

 

[the_j485]

Granted, but he ends up oing everything and you get no credit again.

I wish for less Gregtech in this world

 

[SatanicSanta]

Granted, but Greg goes insane and kills the IC2 devs and deletes IC2 from the world.

I wish Eloraam would release any kind of 1.5 RedPower release, even if it is a PR.