A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[Exedra]

Granted, but I have a different definition of reasonable.

I wish I could get a GF.

 

[ApSciLiara]

Granted. She breaks up with you after learning how terrible and non-specific your wish corruptions are.

I wish my computer could be better.

(Also, how big a difference in our definitions of the word reasonable are we talking?)

 

[Exedra]

(I was just joking.)

Granted, you get a better computer, but it turns out to be an SCP, and thus is taken from you.

I wish this wish had a wish to have a wish about making a wish.

 

[Cloud]

Granted, you can now make a wish about making a wish only.

I wish I had more time.

 

[ApSciLiara]

Granted. You are given one extra temporal quanta (also known as the smallest measurement of time possible).

I wish I could live with my girlfriend full-time.

 

[Yuka]

Granted, you are now perma-glued to her in a comical manner/ pose and there's no way to reverse it.

I wish they would add more mobs to vanilla MC.

 

[Cloud]

Granted, Mojang adds too many mobs, making the game unplayable for everyone without a high-end computer.

I wish for a wish that wishes for wishing a wish for a wish.

 

[ApSciLiara]

Granted...?

I wish I could have slightly bigger boobs (and make the twist interesting, for the love of the Goddess).

 

[Exedra]

Granted...?

I wish I could have slightly bigger boobs (and make the twist interesting, for the love of the Goddess).

Wait, you want bigger boobs, and more time with your GIRLfriend? Umm.... I'm not sure whether you're a boy or a girl anymore xD

 

[ApSciLiara]

Wait, you want bigger boobs, and more time with your GIRLfriend? Umm.... I'm not sure whether you're a boy or a girl anymore xD

There never should have been any doubt that I'm a girl. It says as much on my profile. And that's very heteronormative of you to assume that everyone is heterosexual until proven otherwise. Please stop, you'll make a small cute animal cry.

Ahem.. alright, nothing to see here, folks! Move along.

 

[Yuka]

Wait, you want bigger boobs, and more time with your GIRLfriend? Umm.... I'm not sure whether you're a boy or a girl anymore xD

What is this, the 50's?
There should be no confusion about it.

Anywho...

Granted...?

I wish I could have slightly bigger boobs (and make the twist interesting, for the love of the Goddess).

Granted, however the twist to the wish was not interesting at all.

I wish people were more open minded in this day and age.

 

[ApSciLiara]

Granted. A random person in Ethiopia has suddenly become enlightened, and has decided to be the kindest, most caring person on the planet.

I wish I wasn't sick any more.

 

[ArcticW01f]

Wish granted. Your not sick but no one wants to be around you because you make everyone else sick.

I wish that ApSciMorgs had a real profile picture.

 

[ApSciLiara]

Granted. It happens after my friend gets off her lazy ass and finishes the thing she promised me AT LEAST A MONTH AGO.

I wish school wasn't so annoying.

 

[Creeper Be Creepin]

Granted, your school get's blown up with you in it.

 

[Yuka]

Once again, Creeper Be Creepin ___'s a ____ but then, he ____ ____ while ____ plots their revenge.

Really REALLY wish you'd stop forgetting to post wishes.
(Or do you keep "forgetting" because I keep wishing you wouldn't? )

 

[Creeper Be Creepin]

Once again, Creeper Be Creepin ___'s a ____ but then, he ____ ____ while ____ plots their revenge.

Really REALLY wish you'd stop forgetting to post wishes.
(Or do you keep "forgetting" because I keep wishing you wouldn't? )

Sorry
I wish I would stop forgetting wishes

 

[ArcticW01f]

Wish granted but your wishes are not very good wishes...
I wish for a Honey Chicken Biscuit Sandwich right now from Whataburger.

 

[Yuka]

Granted, its ready for pick up at a Whataburger, you don't know which.

I wish Twitch tv removed the new limit to the channels you can follow.

 

[ArcticW01f]

Congratulations you can follow any channel on Twitch TV for the next 10 seconds before we remove Twitch TV for good. I wish FTB would stop crashing on me all the time.