A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[null123]

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[Shakie666]

One trillion, one hundred one billion, one hundred twenty-one million, one hundred twenty-one thousand, one hundred twenty-one. I think. Something like that. At least, if you count "twenty-one" as two separate words.

Or are you going to say "Ok, that number is A. Try again."?

Well, it doesn't matter what the number is exactly. What matters is that, whatever the number may be, we have just described it in a sentence in the english language containing only nineteen words, even though it was defined as requiring at least twenty words to describe. That's the paradox.

 

[xTordX]

I wish i was a cat

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. You can no longer use a keyboard.

I wish Eruantien would have his bagel, so he would stop talking about it all the time.

 

[Shakie666]

Granted, but Eruantien is allergic to bagels.

I wish that I could think of an actual wish (other than this).

 

[playerismc]

Granted, but you forget it instantly

I wish I don't have this f*cking French exam tomorrow

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. It's a Spanish exam instead.

I wish forum alerts wouldn't keep piling up faster than I can deal with them.

 

[playerismc]

Granted, they are 0.00001 seconds slower.

I wish that I would have something cooler instead of French in school

 

[Shakie666]

Granted, you're now studying cryogenics.

I wish people would stop corrupting wishes.

Granted, but you forget it instantly

Yep, that sounds about right.

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. This thread is now locked.
(Mods, please don't *actually* lock the thread...)

I wish that I could remember what I was going to wish for long enough to actually wish it.

 

[playerismc]

Granted, but you can't spell your wish

I wish for something like a cool Wish

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. It starts snowing where you live.

I wish for more wishes.

 

[Eruantien]

Granted. You now have another paradox on your hands.

I wish magic was real.

 

[playerismc]

Granted, but you don't know anything about it and die without any clue about magic

I wish I had more Time to watch animes

 

[Eruantien]

Granted, but you're now immortal and doomed to eternal existence. AKA vampire/succubus/what-have-you.

I wish for a bad wish.

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. Your next wish will be misinterpreted entirely as well as corrupted.

I wish that this wish be corrupted.

 

[playerismc]

Granted, but you don't know your wish gets corrupted so you don't think it gets corrupted

I wish for a halfway good french mark today

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. You get a 50%. That's half of 100%, right?

I wish that the above corruption isn't taken too harshly.

 

[techno156]

Granted. It's taken perfectly harshly.

I wish that the IT people at my school wouldn't prop open the server room door with a server sitting on a blob of foam

 

[mathjazz]

Granted. There are no longer computers, routers, or IT people at your school at all.

I wish that I didn't have to grade this stack of exams.