A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[playerismc]

Granted, but when you try it out, you kill yourself

I wish i could stop the time when i want

 

[xTordX]

You stop it forever however your body is still affected and you die of thirst.
I wish i could fly with full control on it.

 

[playerismc]

Granted, but you cannot land and Die a horrible death when you try.
i wish i could be a squid, so i know how it is like @CoolSquid

 

[LivingAngryCheese]

Granted. It's horrible.

I wish player could grammar

 

[playerismc]

Granted, but its my own grammar

I wish i would be better in english

 

[CoolSquid]

Granted, you now don't know your original language.

Granted. It's horrible.

I wish Cheese would realise how much I hate him now

 

[playerismc]

Granted, but your hate is more love then you want

I wish sugar cane grows faster

 

[xTordX]

It grows faster but now you can only break dirt, grass, sand and sugar cane with diamond hoes only.
(Trololol)

I wish this thread didn't fade as well)

 

[playerismc]

Granted, but you Forget the Thread and Forum ass well

I wish my French presentation is Finished

 

[xTordX]

Your presentation has changed its title to "Finished"
I wish for fish

 

[playerismc]

Granted, you get some special poisoned fish
I wish it would be July

 

[xTordX]

It's July in your head, get outside in short jeans and a t-shirt and die of hypothermia.
I wish i knew ehat "hypo" means by itself

 

[playerismc]

Granted but you are brain afk when somebody says that to you
I wish i could see you in real life

 

[xTordX]

So do i but thet will never happen.
I wish for potata

 

[playerismc]

You get a piece of paper and on it stands potata
I wish you couldnt confuse me

 

[techno156]

He doesn't. You confuse everyone.

I wish I understood how the hugs thing worked.

 

[playerismc]

Granted, but you'll understand it 1 sec before you die

I wish i dont have to learn any language anymore

 

[techno156]

You don't have to because you can't understand any language... Including that of your thoughts.

I wish for a potato powered by a potato

 

[playerismc]

Granted, but the potato is @xTordX and is powered by @CoolSquid

I wish i could sleep now.

 

[ljfa]

Granted. But you have horrible nightmares.

I wish I had some more free time