A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

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You get stuff z aka the last stuff.
I wish i wasn't so lazy right now so i could get up, get on the pc, get some whine, get drunk and sleep on the keyboard.
 
LivingAngryCheese said:
Granted, but you turn evil and the good thing kills you.

I wish tord wouldn't wish to get drunk at the age of 14
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Granted. Tord no longer wishes to get drunk, because he is drunk. Constantly. He dies of cirrhosis at age 16.

I wish Sengoku Basara 4 would get a European release.
 
Granted. I drink several bottles of rum, get very 'merry', and somehow drunkenly implicate you in a crime. You are arrested and held for the festive period while they investigate.

I wish for gun control in America.
 
LivingAngryCheese said:
Granted, but protests get you killed.

I wish that definitely was what you meant.
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Granted. I made that wish intending to be killed by protesters. However, as a result, you have failed to corrupt my wish, and are painfully dragged out of existence by an eldritch abomination with far too many eyes and tentacles. Your last words were the most beautifully moving words ever spoken, and could have changed the world for the better, but no-one hears them because you die alone.

I wish for cake.
 
You have the same wish everyday. And that is "I wish i will wash my hands in 5 minutes.".

I wish someone other than me would greet @playerismc to the forum games section.

Greetings!!!
 
You get food so tough you break your teeth.
I wish typing with a stylus was actually faster than typing with my fingers.
 
Isn't that how it works?
You are afk forever.

I wish i could instakill someone in mc with a secret key combo.
 
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