A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

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pizzawolf14

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It rains and you die.

I wish I had a McDonald's Big Mac, large burger king chicken fries, and a coke. I'm starving and out of gas :(
 

xTordX

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Granted! They all come covered in mud.

I wish I could teleport wherever i want only when i want, and never underwater or inside walls etc.
 

bluchuv00

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Granted! Everyone else gets curious about (and jealous of) your powers. They put you in a lab and experiment on you, keeping you under constant anesthesia so you don't teleport away. They only caught you with the element of surprise.

I wish I hadn't forgotten to do my calculus homework yesterday (and that i understood it better).
 

ApSciLiara

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Granted, however you might as well have not bothered, because you did so poorly that your teacher laughed in your face and gave you detention.

I wish that wasn't so harsh :(
 

bluchuv00

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Granted! You didnt say anything at all and your wish is null and we have a paradox. :D

I wish wishing was as easy as corrupting wishes...

sent from this thing in the universe of blu pikachus
 

xTordX

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Granted, but you have to serve me forever, because you're not lazy.

I wish my forum game was posted on more often.

What's your game?


Granted! It doesen't do anything though...

I wish an intact cheeseburger will magicly appear on my table.
 

pizzawolf14

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The cheese kills all cows in the epic conquer, and the cheese over-ferments and the world is left a desolate wasteland of expired self-aware cheese.

I wish all my teachers were as oblivious as my Spanish teacher.
 
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pizzawolf14

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Oblivious means not aware.

My mother is an English major, so at times I use words even native English speakers don't know. Don't sweat it :p
 
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xTordX

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I said i'm not a native speaker :3

Anyhow granted! They're not oblivious but now they sometimes read your thoughts...

I wish i was a girl for 6 hours :3
 

pizzawolf14

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You give birth in those 6 hours. Then you grow a pair in front of the doctor and are quarantined for the rest of your life so that scientists can find out how you seemingly change sex at will.

I wish all of my textbooks were digital
 

pc_assassin

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Granted! Along with your text books all the worlds textbooks and books are converted to text on your screen. Then China accidentally sets off a super powerful EMP wiping out all technology that wasn't protected by a faraday cage. Now all the world will go uneducated and humans will fail as a species.

I wish that I had a newer phone



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